time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/724.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b77d686368725a422f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77c97636872757da20200#post_53b77c97636872757da20200\r\nWhen he gets back in his fucking cage like a good Hu-Man grub spawn.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b77db76368721c387c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77d686368725a422f0100#post_53b77d686368725a422f0100\r\nI'm a fucking Snickers bar with a pony face, raptor legs and horse genitals.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b77dfb6368726629150300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77cd5636872263a870200#post_53b77cd5636872263a870200\r\n@AWAKENING@\r\n\r\n*555*\r\n\r\n@STANDING BY@\r\n\r\n!http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IHqRQdXgiv0/T1wrLzEdWCI/AAAAAAAAADA/cmyESmMSZg8/s1600/FaizBlasterGunMode.jpg!\r\nYou'd best want to rethink about doing it at all\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b77ef76368725a42ca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77dfb6368726629150300#post_53b77dfb6368726629150300\r\n\r\n\r\nok fine, 4 weeks.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b77f72636872268cc40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77ef76368725a42ca0100#post_53b77ef76368725a42ca0100\r\nYou'll have to postpone it a while longer i'm afraid.\r\n\r\nYou have permission to continue the assault on February 30th, 2015.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53b77f7b636872757dae0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77db76368721c387c0000#post_53b77db76368721c387c0000\r\nLike I said, get back in your cage human. We all know that all humans have horse genitals after *THE EVENT*.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b77fec636872756a900300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77f72636872268cc40200#post_53b77f72636872268cc40200\r\n\r\njanuary 10 of 2015","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b780a06368725aaeab0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77f7b636872757dae0300#post_53b77f7b636872757dae0300\r\nDo they also have raptor legs, pony faces and Snickers bars for bodies?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b780f163687276a71f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77ef76368725a42ca0100#post_53b77ef76368725a42ca0100\r\n*Fires*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b7814d63687276a7360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b780a06368725aaeab0300#post_53b780a06368725aaeab0300\r\nThey do amazing things with cosmetic surgery these days, but I think you're ignoring the larger point of GET THE FUCK IN THIS CAGE!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b7818a63687276a7520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7814d63687276a7360000#post_53b7814d63687276a7360000\r\nAnd I think you're ignoring the motherfucking point that YOU'RE DELUSIONAL. YOU'RE A GUY IN A FUCKING GORILLA SUIT WITH A DIVING HELMET.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b78357636872684c220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b780f163687276a71f0000#post_53b780f163687276a71f0000\r\n\r\n\r\nok changes of plan´s people, forget squiggy´s cat, we will attack trashboat\r\n\r\nBUT FIRST, bureaucracy, i need you to sing these papers to make the war official.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b783c2636872399cf70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b78357636872684c220100#post_53b78357636872684c220100\r