time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7287.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598bdaf636872506b00115d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bd8f6368725075000f59#post_5598bd8f6368725075000f59\r\nHow old are you?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598bdd16368725060001243","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bbb3636872506b000e0e#post_5598bbb3636872506b000e0e\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb056368725075000b88#post_5598bb056368725075000b88\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I straddled him while playing Paper Mario. It's a new low.[/spoiler]\r\n[/bq]\r\n!elohell.net/public/comments/small/195d3e3d02a62302cd5a994c2e5b4889.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5598bdf463687210a90000a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bd8f6368725075000f59#post_5598bd8f6368725075000f59\r\n\r\nSex isn't really a fetish, my friend. I can spoiler more, if you wish.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598be1363687250600012a7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bdaf636872506b00115d#post_5598bdaf636872506b00115d\r\n23. So not that old, I suppose.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5598be276368725090000d0f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bdf463687210a90000a4#post_5598bdf463687210a90000a4\r\nAlso, fetishes aren't always sexual, mind you. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598be3363687210a90000d0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God PinocchioP! I love your songs but why do they all have to be so fucking abstract and confusing?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598be346368725075001041","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bdd16368725060001243#post_5598bdd16368725060001243\r\n\r\n[spoiler]It's worth mentioning that I got through two levels this way, and he gave me advice as I went along.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598be276368725090000d0f#post_5598be276368725090000d0f\r\n\r\nThat too.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598be56636872507500106a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, my sister apparently wants to commit suicide.\r\nNo, I don't know why.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598be6a636872506b001268","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bd8f6368725075000f59#post_5598bd8f6368725075000f59\r\ndont worry dude, if it means anything i feel pretty bad about taking every chance i can get with women\r\n\r\nwell... afterwards anyway","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598be7a63687210a9000113","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598be56636872507500106a#post_5598be56636872507500106a\r\n\r\n...is she joking, or serious? \r\n\r\nThat sounds like a serious issue, man.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598be7f6368720b4e0006d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598be56636872507500106a#post_5598be56636872507500106a\r\nTALK TO HER.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598be80636872506000135b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598be346368725075001041#post_5598be346368725075001041\r\nOkay, that sounds really fun actually ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598be9863687250750010cf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598be56636872507500106a#post_5598be56636872507500106a\r\nDude, she needs help.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598bec663687250600013b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body"