time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7575.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a3dbed6368722da90018f5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3d9566368724dee002b43#post_55a3d9566368724dee002b43\r\nGod dammit\r\n\r\nEverything is trying to get me to cry about this\r\nEven the goddamn precipitation ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a3dc5b6368724dee002ff5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/rtRkdwM.jpg!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a3dc6c6368722da90019b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/078141e0b70374c1867c9ddb14d0bb73/tumblr_inline_mub5xsd7jL1qan53i.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55a3dd6763687268dc0000ce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">be me\r\n>55 years old\r\n>there's a lot of bright lights, not sure what's going on\r\n>my legs are in something tight, but I can't see what\r\n>finally, everything dims\r\n>bright lights again but not enough to blind me\r\n>wiggle my toes\r\n>it's a kart\r\n>look around\r\n>rainbows, rainbows everywhere\r\n>even the ground is a huge ribboned rainbow\r\n>hear a distant voice counting down\r\n>other racers seem familiar...\r\n>the cart jostles to life, trying to control it\r\n>i fall off the rainbow a bunch of times, don't really mind it though\r\n>i'm laughing a lot, this is fun\r\n>i'm behind the other racers by a lot, but i finally finish my lap and brake\r\n>everyone gets out of their karts\r\n>slowly clapping\r\n>there's only eleven of them but I swear that I can hear even more clapping from somewhere else, it's deafening but in a good way\r\n>i look down at the earth from the road edge, and suddenly I can see them, all of them sitting at their couches with their friends and family, enjoying my product, laughing the same way I was in the kart\r\n>some of them are crying\r\n>i reach down\r\n>\"Please understand...\"\r\n>look at the road - it seems endless - and then to the other racers\r\n>\"I'm not ready to go quite yet.\"\r\n>rev up my kart - I have all of the time in the world.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a3dd9f63687207f7000016","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"tl;dr","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a3de4863687206a300015e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3dd9f63687207f7000016#post_55a3dd9f63687207f7000016\r\n\r\nidk what to tell you man","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a3ded8636872079200016e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3c2d66368724dee000651#post_55a3c2d66368724dee000651\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/umMYB9u0rpJyE/giphy.gif!\r\n\r\nFind out the subway mascot has child porn and bill Cosby really is a rapist.\r\n\r\nWell. That's one way to start the day.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a3def463687206b300021c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"An upbeat song about tripping serious balls on crystal meth, then slowly spiraling into depression\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEm0ug03Mzw\r\n\r\n","author":"52d97c9a6368726239350000"},{"id":"55a3df0f6368720781000216","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3dd6763687268dc0000ce#post_55a3dd6763687268dc0000ce\r\nAlien abductions got weeiiiiird.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a3df5763687207ab000245","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3ded8636872079200016e#post_55a3ded8636872079200016e\r\n\r\nTo be fair, they've raided his home for child porn because the guy who runs his charity was in possession of it, and they have suspicion that he emailed it to Jared. Now, Jared could be a creep and be whacking it to children - or he could be innocent. Either way, the guy is ruined. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a3df8463687207d50001d9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@liamwhite