time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7657.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a82f2763687217c2000ee4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"people still watch friends?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a82f3863687217c2000efe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82ec26368727d920027f7#post_55a82ec26368727d920027f7\r\n_poor pegasus_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a82f866368727f7a0000cc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82eda6368727a98000000#post_55a82eda6368727a98000000\r\nEvery time someone does something like that, this is my reaction.\r\n!http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/spongebob-eyes.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a82fb96368721a74000010","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82ec563687217c2000e51#post_55a82ec563687217c2000e51\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82e356368727d92002720#post_55a82e356368727d92002720\r\nBut you ain't tryna build rapture in restaurant form are ya[/bq]\r\nDon't think I wouldn't if I could. Only it wouldn't be a restaurant. It would be an arcade.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a82fc063687265070001a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82f3863687217c2000efe#post_55a82f3863687217c2000efe\r\n\r\n_“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”_\r\n\r\nThis has to be one of those days where you're like \"Damn, I'm glad I decided to be a cop.\"\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a830046368727d920029ec","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*reads the top message on the forum*\r\n\r\n\r\nI just had a interesting random thought; why is that always that in general for most sites the people that apply to be moderators are 90% just crap?  I'm obviously not talking about current site staff, but I mean as in the people that apply to be moderators to sites?\r\n\r\n90% of the time the sorts of people you get applying to be mods for sites, obviously they never get the position but, are the people that go:\r\n\"M@ke m3 m0d pl0x thx!\"\r\n\"Have you read the rules?\"\r\n\"No\"\r\n\"How do you intend to carry out the rules if you don't know them?\"\r\n\"B@n anyone who argues with me\"\r\n\"How do you judge if someone should be banned?\"\r\n\"If they disagr33 wit me they gut perm@b@nned\"\r\n\"You're not becoming a mod\"\r\n\"Fuck you!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a8301f63687216880000a3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82ec26368727d920027f7#post_55a82ec26368727d920027f7\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82da663687217c2000cdf#post_55a82da663687217c2000cdf\r\n\r\n\"Florida is fucking weird, man\":http://www.365rundown.com/florida-man-arrested-for-blindfolding-and-having-sex-with-an-alligator/ [/bq]\r\nWHYYYYYYYYYY?!\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a8304663687217c200106c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82ec26368727d920027f7#post_55a82ec26368727d920027f7\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82da663687217c2000cdf#post_55a82da663687217c2000cdf\r\n\r\n\"Florida is fucking weird, man\":http://www.365rundown.com/florida-man-arrested-for-blindfolding-and-having-sex-with-an-alligator/ [/bq]\r\n.......\r\nGoddamnit, Florida.\r\n[spoiler]Why you gotta do that to Pegasus[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a8304d6368721a74000095","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a82fb96368721a74000010#post_55a82fb96368721a74000010\r\n_yoo