time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7684.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a92c7d63687237f1003cdf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92c616368721138001141#post_55a92c616368721138001141\r\nHis dick.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a92c9663687272cf00160c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92c616368721138001141#post_55a92c616368721138001141\r\nMy [spoiler]penis.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a92cad6368722eb4000043","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92c9663687272cf00160c#post_55a92c9663687272cf00160c\r\nYou have one of those? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a92d0063687272cf0016b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a904206368722c22001d2b#post_55a904206368722c22001d2b\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]Some say that if you turn off your bathroom lights, spin around three times, and whisper \"penispenispenis\", Squiggy will appear in your mirror.[/bq]\r\nI wish","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a92e0963687272cf001823","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Unfortunately I won't be able to watch as much Steven Universe today.\r\n\r\nI gotta help my granddad with some stuff.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a92e7763687272cf0018d5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"In a couple weeks, I believe strongly that you'll be presenting yourself for anal sex to a fat guy in a disused farmhouse for cheap liquor, you vile fuck.\":http://www.insultgenerator.org","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a92fc86368722eb400028a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92e7763687272cf0018d5#post_55a92e7763687272cf0018d5\r\nYeah that sounds like me","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a92fe26368720351000083","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92fc86368722eb400028a#post_55a92fc86368722eb400028a\r\nomfg","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a9305863687237f100444d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92e7763687272cf0018d5#post_55a92e7763687272cf0018d5\r\n\r\n\r\nI will buttfuck you so hard that your garage will reek for years.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a93078636872034700016c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[bq]If the tales are true, you have lost the ability to function. It's in all probability because you have boils.[/bq]\r\nWeeeeeak","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a9307e63687237f10044a1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9305863687237f100444d#post_55a9305863687237f100444d\r\nhhahaha omg did the generator make that","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a930b563687237f100450a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a93078636872034700016c#post_55a93078636872034700016c\r\nIt's the least repetitive generator I've used lol","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a932cf636872727c000043","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Steven and Connie are having a lover's spat!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a93303636872728b00009d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a932cf636872727c000043#post_55a932cf636872727c000043\r\nA what?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a93378636872727c000163","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a93303636872728b00009d#post_55a93303636872728b00009d\r\nYou know.\r\nWhen a new couple have their first real disagreement.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a9339a636872727c000196","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\