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{"topics":[{"id":"532b8a5e63687201f2120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"all cats are just master manipulators that wait to overtrow their master, so they can use their credit card.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"532b8a8963687202bb2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532b873b636872606aeb0100#post_532b873b636872606aeb0100\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532b83d663687207829b0000#post_532b83d663687207829b0000\r\nshe did not claw me, she cut my skin while trying to climb over me but it was to get away and not to attack\r\n[/bq]\r\nThat's one of the reasons why you should get another person to help you when washing a cat. . also wearing pierce resistant gloves.  Zack(one of my mom's cats) used to claw people like crazy when you tried to give him a bath.\r\n\r\n\r\nI just realized I have no life, cause I've been listening to \"this song\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdEyuLs_L5k for the last five hours.\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532b8a5e63687201f2120000#post_532b8a5e63687201f2120000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]all cats are just master manipulators that wait to overtrow their master, so they can use their credit card.[/bq]\r\nSo we should use our master card?\r\n*rimshot","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"532b8b496368726bb3110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532b8a8963687202bb2f0000#post_532b8a8963687202bb2f0000\r\n\r\n\r\n\"boo\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78 ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"532b8bcd6368723b8b6c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532b8a8963687202bb2f0000#post_532b8a8963687202bb2f0000\r\n\r\nYou must be Carlos...","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"532b8cdc6368720262ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532b8bcd6368723b8b6c0100#post_532b8bcd6368723b8b6c0100\r\nNot really; I just like puns.  I once tried to enter ten puns into a pun competition to win, but no pun in ten did.\r\n\r\nOh god; I was listening to that song for so long I can hear it playing in my head.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"532bc0cf6368725c1ff90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This may be hilarious if true; there's rumors floating around that a anti-gay rights republican senator has a same-sex partner.\r\n\r\nIt's unconfirmed and has a high probability of being bogus, *BUT* if it's true in a couple weeks their partner is going to come out cause he's had enough of the senator cause he's abusive.\r\n\r\nIt's probably fake, *BUT* if true you better get your popcorn ready.\r\n\r\n\r\nSide note: I still have that song stuck in my head.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"532bc11263687253f90a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532bc0cf6368725c1ff90000#post_532bc0cf6368725c1ff90000\r\n\r\nA politician that gets paid more to go against something while secretly enjoying it is typical hypocrisy that comes with the business.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"532bc13d6368725e19fc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532bc0cf6368725c1ff90000#post_532bc0cf6368725c1ff90000\r\nPretty lame.\r\nIf the Reps dropped half of their social agenda their position would be very sound and persuasive.\r\n\r\nI'm paraphrasing Penn Jillette on that \r\n\r\n\r\nSo I've been reading doujins, and I totally understand young men on tje internet's confusion towards relationships now.\r\nMaybe the guys in doujins have mastered game. Who knows.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"532bc2416368725e195a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/532bc11263687253f90a0000#post_532bc11263687253f90a0000\r\nPersonally I think it *may* be true.  I'm on the fence when i