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{"topics":[{"id":"52d8a4e4636872616e040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52d8a42b6368724e982e0400#post_52d8a42b6368724e982e0400\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/679/417/625.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"52d8a53d6368726538180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know, I like bacon.\r\n\r\nBut its memetic status irks me to no end.","author":"4fddff15945b706cf6000520"},{"id":"52d8a878636872673ad90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52d89d376368724791550400#post_52d89d376368724791550400\r\nThat sucks man.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"52d8ea8f6368720304360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"To throw in some provocative statements into that Religion talk: Jesus was just a big hippy, so I see no reason to take his teachings seriously myself.\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"52d8ed4b63687206dbbe0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52d8ea8f6368720304360100#post_52d8ea8f6368720304360100\r\nHe seemed like a pretty nice person; although if he was around today chances are he would get crucified anyhow regardless of how much times have changed.\r\n\r\nI may be a different religion now, but even I have to respect such a individual.\r\n\r\nThe problem is though his messages about forgiveness and the idea of \"he who lives by the sword dies by the sword\" and such are still massively unpopular beliefs even for christians. If he was alive today he would get gut shot by a angry person yelling about he's a, \"hippy commie out to destroy 'murrica\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"52d8edcd63687203049b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52d8ed4b63687206dbbe0200#post_52d8ed4b63687206dbbe0200\r\nAnd good.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"52d8f125636872246a220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well this thread took some.... turns of events.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"52d95e5c636872435d630100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52d8ea8f6368720304360100#post_52d8ea8f6368720304360100\r\n\r\nFunnily enough, I had a discussion with a friend of mine about an alternate history wher Jesus wasn't put on the cross.\r\n\r\nWe concluded that past 40 he would have burned out, turning into the Classical-era Ted Nugent. Going on to fire arrows into the air outside the Hippodrome and riffing on Samaritans and other non-Jews/Romans.\r\n\r\nUltimately, Christianity would become more violent and nutty, and Islam would be more of a \"we're tired of your shit, Rome\" perspective. Mohhamad would teach more along our-Jesus and beat-poem alternate-Jesus out of the equation before unfortunately dying by being plowed over by a woman driving a camel; this then becoming the new symbol of Islam.\r\n\r\nAnd all Jihads were fought be deploying rigged out, SUV-like camels directed by women.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"52da9932636872032d3c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So today, my Muslim friend discovered that, by the rules of her religion, she's not allowed to talk to men.\r\n\r\nShe had lived years not knowing this, and after a strange turn of events, an argument with her mother ended in \"What?! You want to visit a _man_ in a _cafe?_ (for the record, no, no she didn't) You're not even allowed to talk to boys, it's a sin!\"\r\n\r\nAnd this has absolutely devastated my friend. Many of her friends are guys, and she has no intention to stop talking to them. She's had to change names in her phone's address book (example: Carlos to Carla) because she's afraid her mom will check her phone - every message that my friend sends gets forwarded to her mother's phone; she's had to download apps like Kik to get around this. And this is the same woman who accused her daughter of being a lesbi
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