time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/800.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c337f06368721f1a220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Artcast Nyans\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c335ec6368725622440000#post_53c335ec6368725622440000\r\nThere can be only one!\r\n(cabin in the woods)\r\n[spoiler]\r\n!http://monsterlegacy.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/unicornaye.jpg!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/725/629/f84.gif![/spoiler]","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c338436368727fbf990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c337f06368721f1a220100#post_53c337f06368721f1a220100\r\nGod I fucking love that movie.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c3384d6368721f1a430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c337f06368721f1a220100#post_53c337f06368721f1a220100\r\nWhich movie is the second one from?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c338696368727e22760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3384d6368721f1a430100#post_53c3384d6368721f1a430100\r\nThey're both from cabin in the woods.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c3387b6368727643890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Smart brain employee: ...What's going on here?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c3389d6368721f1a4b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3387b6368727643890000#post_53c3387b6368727643890000\r\nRandomness.\r\n*moonwalks into a mosh pit*","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"53c338ae63687223e9130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3387b6368727643890000#post_53c3387b6368727643890000\r\nStuff and things. All perfectly legal. Completely, totally legal, and not in any way insane or unethical.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c338da63687207ea7c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Popo laughs histerically watching everyone killing each other*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c339246368722c0c280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3387b6368727643890000#post_53c3387b6368727643890000\r\n*ding\r\n*elevator opens\r\nAll the smart brain employees brutally murdered by mythological monsters.\r\n\r\n*Sips tea*\r\nWait; I'm out of sugar.\r\n*walks to fridge*\r\n*Smart brain employees still getting murdered\r\nDarn; out of creamer.\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c3392c63687276a2da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_Jurassic World_ species list revealed (apart from \"D. rex\" and _Velociraptor_)\r\n!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsaBzYQCUAArdbf.jpg!\r\nNo signs of _Dilophosaurus_, which many fans were hoping for.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c339746368725f89120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c339246368722c0c280000#post_53c339246368722c0c280000\r\n*The Smart brain employees reveal themselves to actually be orphnochs*\r\n\r\n*They start to turn the tables*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c33a126368723fce3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*walks into thread*\r\n\r\n*takes it in for a second*\r\n\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq0dvhhWAx1qafrh6.jpg!\r\n\r\nContinue.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c33a266368721b29c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, the JW raptor animatronic has been revealed:\r\n!http://www.jplegacy.org/images/news/raptor.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c33ab063687233e1a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Artcast Nyans\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c335ec6368725622440000#post_53c335ec6368725622440000\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3373e6368727fae680100#post_53c3373e6368727fae680100\r\nNice. I think being a vampire means you're a sex p