time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/806.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c360a46368726e61b30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c35fd863687272f6c00100#post_53c35fd863687272f6c00100\r\nHypothetically yes, but practically I think not.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c360d56368722f62c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c35fd863687272f6c00100#post_53c35fd863687272f6c00100\r\nWhy would you want that?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c361026368725b8dd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3602663687269be680000#post_53c3602663687269be680000\r\n\r\nHan from the Fast and the Furious. That means he's a total badass driver that gets wasted in favor of someone else.\r\n\r\nHAN WHY?!?!\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c3614e63687215a7460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c35fd863687272f6c00100#post_53c35fd863687272f6c00100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]I wonder if it would be possible to engineer a human genome to create a long-snouted man with a long tail and claws, and scaly skin. Basically a dino-man.[/bq]\r\nTheoretically yes, but chances are they'd look fucking hideous.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c3616d6368722f62f40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c360d56368722f62c50000#post_53c360d56368722f62c50000\r\nI've been obsessed with the idea of modifying humans into post-human creatures since 2011, after reading \"this\":http://s1.zetaboards.com/Conceptual_Evolution/topic/4151016/1/.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3619363687232b51f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"> Mfw\r\n\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iKWvu-wN6ns/Uzsyx6dxBSI/AAAAAAAABvE/RBD5gGUQWM8/s1600/inb4+flood+of+quot+meme+faces+quot+rage.+i+feel+bad+for+_d1ba55974a85c822f5031578530da989.jpg!\r\n\r\nAfter reading all the pages since my last post.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53c361c06368725960eb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3619363687232b51f0000#post_53c3619363687232b51f0000\r\nI thought you'd be desensitized to our shenanigans by now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c3621063687244ef010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3619363687232b51f0000#post_53c3619363687232b51f0000\r\nI just remembered, I'm still faiz, And the Orphnochs are still here\r\n\r\n*Goes back to fighting them*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c362236368722f62180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3616d6368722f62f40000#post_53c3616d6368722f62f40000\r\nLike supermutants and nightkin?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c3627263687233d62e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c362236368722f62180100#post_53c362236368722f62180100\r\nNah, more like animals. Like a giant quadrupedal human with a trunk, or a winged monkey-like human that eats fruit.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3628763687244ef140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3616d6368722f62f40000#post_53c3616d6368722f62f40000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c360d56368722f62c50000#post_53c360d56368722f62c50000\r\nI've been obsessed with the idea of modifying humans into post-human creatures since 2011, after reading \"this\":http://s1.zetaboards.com/Conceptual_Evolution/topic/4151016/1/.\r\n[/bq]\r\nReason why this is a bad idea summarized in one image:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/648/125/204.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c362b56368721552690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123