time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1080.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e09eca6368723cecf80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e09dc96368720fb4090000#post_53e09dc96368720fb4090000\r\nYou like being neutered?\r\n\r\nAnyway, I did cross fit today and am now sore. It was a hard workout, I was not ready for it.\r\n\r\nWill go back on friday I think","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e0bedf636872027fb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, any ideas on what to build with scrap? ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53e0c5dd63687225955e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So lemme tell ya'll what just happened to me.\r\nI was cleaning up the kitchen while my iPhone was playing random songs (assorted dubstep and OSTs). As a song ended, I heard buzzing come from a window. I look up to find one of these monsters.\r\n!http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/18/1250613627130/wasp-notes-and-queries-001.jpg!\r\nAs I stood there, the next song started. As I started this wasp down, I shit you not, all I heard was a heavy metal opening and then [spoiler]\"'SUN SUN SUN...'\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPJ7x9iMw0&feature=player_embedded#at=66 [/spoiler]\r\n\r\nUnfortunately it then flew out of the window. Epic battle cancelled.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53e0d21d636872571b2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e0c5dd63687225955e0200#post_53e0c5dd63687225955e0200\r\nHe probably went, \"Sundowner?  I don't even get rules of nature?  Fuck that; I'm out\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e0d45e63687214d32d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So anyone watch Red Vs Blue? Just curious.\r\nAlso anyone watch Guardians of the galaxy?","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"53e0d5f763687252dbd70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e0d45e63687214d32d0000#post_53e0d45e63687214d32d0000\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/746/186/583.gif!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/858/e46.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e0f81f6368727785c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e0d5f763687252dbd70000#post_53e0d5f763687252dbd70000\r\n\r\nSimmons: Yeeaaahh, suck it, Blue! And you too, White! Suck it, cracker!\r\nGrif: _Cracker?!_ I thought you were Dutch-Irish!\r\nSimmons: Fuck that shit! Shut up and drive, *BITCH*!\r\n\r\n\r\nCaboose: _*I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!!!!*_","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53e0fa6463687218ce630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i have never watched red vs blue, is it good? where do i start.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e10397636872170fa40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"that was back when basketball was good, they would gently move the ball up and down, there was no slammin or ballin in that, a white man would go up, about 10 yards, he would analyze the situation, he would use mathemathics, he would use geometry and figure out how to get the ball into the goal, now they are about AAAAAAH, AAAH, like goddamn apes swinging into the bananas, FUCK YOU FOR ASKING THAT\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3guMnptc6is","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1040a63687259a3140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e0d45e63687214d32d0000#post_53e0d45e63687214d32d0000\r\n\r\nI only watched few episodes of RvB, and I barely know what is about.\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso good morning everyone.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e1042863687226fdde0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e0fa6463687218ce630000#post_53e0fa6463687218ce630000\r\nThe beginning. ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53e11a4a6368722dda7f0000"