time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1112.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e452f563687230293f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"depends what the aliens look like\r\n\r\nlike i mean are they humanoid?\r\nor just pile of guts and slime\r\nlike Jaba","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e4531163687231b4870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e451ec6368726303f70000#post_53e451ec6368726303f70000\r\nI'd try it if I weren't afraid of making myself incontinent.  \r\n\r\nHEY GUYS LETS TALK ABOUT SOUNDING","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e453156368724993530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just learned that my Aunt is in jail.\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Again.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e453306368721bd9350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453156368724993530100#post_53e453156368724993530100\r\nFor what?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e453526368721519cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4531163687231b4870000#post_53e4531163687231b4870000\r\nUrethral sounding?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e45365636872639d6f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453526368721519cb0000#post_53e453526368721519cb0000\r\nYes","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e453736368726301860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i told her back off!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e45380636872141a0c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453306368721bd9350000#post_53e453306368721bd9350000\r\nThat's classified.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e453d66368727df4190100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i wish i had sex toys\r\njust a dildo really\r\nbut like no place near where i live has that kind of shit\r\n\r\nit's annoying","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e453f763687262b3850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453d66368727df4190100#post_53e453d66368727df4190100\r\nI have to order mine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e453fa6368726704940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MOM, I WANT TO GO TO KFC.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e454456368721441fb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453f763687262b3850000#post_53e453f763687262b3850000\r\ni would\r\nbut i live with my parents\r\nand don't want someone to get a package for me and find a dildo or some shit\r\nack","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53e454536368727b5f3b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/84552d2f94dde7c7a8fa60013d43f1b2/tumblr_n96pf5yW5z1qdi4m2o1_500.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e4546e6368727b413e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e453fa6368726704940000#post_53e453fa6368726704940000\r\nI TOLD YOU ALREADY, WE'RE ON THE BUTTER DIET! NO FOOD THATS NOT BUTTER!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e454c66368722909610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e4546e6368727b413e0100#post_53e4546e6368727b413e0100\r\nWE'RE GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH ON THAT DIET, AND BESIDES, YOU AREN'T MY FUCKING MOTHER.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e4551b63687245a1b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently, TMNT is not as bad as everyone thought... Personally though,that doesn't tell me anything","author":null},{"id":"53e4551f6368727bad1e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e452f563687230293f0100#post_53e452f563687230293f0100\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]depends what the