time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1691.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5424567963687245b17b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542451a76368724d0e3a0000#post_542451a76368724d0e3a0000\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542451476368726bbabc0000#post_542451476368726bbabc0000\r\nWell if you're going to be that way then fine\r\nIll just take all my affection out on squiggy~[/bq]\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245076636872676bb20100#post_54245076636872676bb20100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54244fc16368722afbef0000#post_54244fc16368722afbef0000\r\nI will hug you and you can't stop me![/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nbby i was wrung come back to me ;-;","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542456b66368725c47c70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542455da63687246b1840100#post_542455da63687246b1840100\r\nYeah, I know. XD I got a friend who is pretty damn hairy, and me, I'm very light in that area.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542456f2636872469af00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5424567963687245b17b0000#post_5424567963687245b17b0000\r\nTruly you are the tsundereiest","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"542457bb63687213e3110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542455da63687246b1840100#post_542455da63687246b1840100\r\nWell sooner or later you'll grow BIG NOSE HAIRS.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"542458ba63687246b1110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542456f2636872469af00100#post_542456f2636872469af00100\r\n\r\nthank you, i worked hard on that","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542458d46368726ad1ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542456b66368725c47c70100#post_542456b66368725c47c70100\r\nI swear to god if I get chest hair a year or two from now I'm going to flip. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542457bb63687213e3110200#post_542457bb63687213e3110200\r\nNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54245bde6368727a90d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542458d46368726ad1ec0100#post_542458d46368726ad1ec0100\r\nThat's not the worst part EAR HAIRS!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54245c5d63687245b17a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Remember that time I showed my boyfriend pictures of Rogue the Bat with huge mammaries and he got so turned on he started making out with me and it was p awkward because although it felt nice he was prob thinking of bat titties? Yeah me too[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n...I don't why, but I needed to get that off my chest. No pun intended.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54245c76636872144e280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245c5d63687245b17a0100#post_54245c5d63687245b17a0100\r\nNo worries. XD","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"54245c8b6368727aa6eb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey what's going on in this thre-\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/835/928/f4a.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54245ca263687211f03e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245c8b6368727aa6eb0000#post_54245c8b6368727aa6eb0000\r\n\r\nI don't want to know what you just read.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"54245d4063687224fda10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54245ca263687211f03e0000#post_54245ca263687211f03e0000\r\nIt could be everything","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6