time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1889.json

{"topics":[{"id":"543b3a5863687276e0750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well my pets, your master must be off. My grandma needs me to help out around her house tomorrow. She would probably castrate me if I didn't do it and  because I like my penis I plan on doing what she says.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543b3b886368723a80b50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b3a5863687276e0750100#post_543b3a5863687276e0750100\r\nI also like your penis\r\nSo go help your grandma","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"543b3bac6368720b929f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b3b886368723a80b50200#post_543b3b886368723a80b50200\r\nAwwwwwww.\r\nThank you dear.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543b3e7763687276e01b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b3bac6368720b929f0000#post_543b3bac6368720b929f0000\r\nGood night Squiggy-Sama! Have fun with Granny Big Bear! \r\n\r\n[spoiler]Tell her I said hi[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543b3ea263687265d34a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b3a3863687235d7280000#post_543b3a3863687235d7280000\r\n.....*Shudders* That sounds awful. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543b420363687244268e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A prime example of the greater internet fuckwad theory in action:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/846/505/065.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543b464c636872524bcb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Uh hey guys, I gotta threatening message out of the blue from someone I don't know, calling me to call them back or something would happen. \r\nI'm not sure if I should report this to the police, or just ignore it. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543b469b6368724426510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b464c636872524bcb0100#post_543b464c636872524bcb0100\r\n\r\nwhere did you got it from?\r\n\r\nyou can ip track the anon (if it was an anon) and send his location to the police.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543b46e06368725ca9500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b464c636872524bcb0100#post_543b464c636872524bcb0100\r\nif you think it's actually serious\r\nyes tell someone\r\nif not the police then someone you can trust to take it seriously","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"543b480163687257ba690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b469b6368724426510100#post_543b469b6368724426510100\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b46e06368725ca9500000#post_543b46e06368725ca9500000\r\n\r\nOkay well I'll use my best judgement, I don't think its anyone I know, it might just be some random douche bag randomly messaging threatening messages over the place. This isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened, I've gotten random drunk dials in the past. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543b48ac6368722863320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b464c636872524bcb0100#post_543b464c636872524bcb0100\r\nGo to the police.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543b495a6368724168160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543b48ac6368722863320000#post_543b48ac6368722863320000\r\nI'll go when I need to, but I doubt this person will contact me again, if they do then I'll go since they're probably some random prick. Also the message is already a day old, and if they contact me again, so I'll wait and see. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"543b4bdd6368725ca9300100","