time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/3308.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b75bca6368725c82b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75b846368725bf1b80100#post_54b75b846368725bf1b80100\r\nKind of. The guys are paid based on how much money they can get a girl to spend.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75bee6368725fbf7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75bb2636872604a740000#post_54b75bb2636872604a740000\r\nYou WILL work in my imaginary host club and you'll like it mister!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75c1a636872604a870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75bee6368725fbf7d0100#post_54b75bee6368725fbf7d0100\r\nCan I just be your personal Host?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b75c646368726a40ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75c1a636872604a870000#post_54b75c1a636872604a870000\r\nNaah man.\r\nI'd be the -pimp- proprietor of the Host club.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75c936368725ca43c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SquiggyBomb's Time Wasting Host Club.\r\nThis needs to be a thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75ca56368725acbff0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75bee6368725fbf7d0100#post_54b75bee6368725fbf7d0100\r\nBut I have no distinguishing personality traits! That's pretty much a prerequisite for characters in a harem situation!","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54b75caf6368725fbfa70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75ae4636872687dbd0200#post_54b75ae4636872687dbd0200\r\n[spoiler]DYUWA![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b75cb0636872694e1a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75c646368726a40ba0000#post_54b75c646368726a40ba0000\r\nI'd only be doing it, if *you* asked me to.","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b75d086368725ae7530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75ca56368725acbff0200#post_54b75ca56368725acbff0200\r\nYou'd be the safe approachable one that most girls start with before they figure out their preference.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75d636368725bcb700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75d086368725ae7530200#post_54b75d086368725ae7530200\r\nWell, I can't say I'm surprised. I did say once that if this board were an anime, I'd be the lead character's best friend at the beginning, but I'd eventually disappear from the show once the main plot got moving.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54b75d7b6368726843b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And Pegasus would be the young exotic Genki one!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b75de16368726f54740400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75d7b6368726843b20000#post_54b75d7b6368726843b20000\r\nwho gasmask in this show?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b75e166368726ca69b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75de16368726f54740400#post_54b75de16368726f54740400\r\n[spoiler]Do you not do PMs Marc?[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b75e176368726a40aa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'd be the one to steal all the money from the bank account and flee to another country.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b75e1b6368725ab85d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b75de16368726f54740400#post_54b75de16368726f54740400\r\nThe lech that all the older women would requ