time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/368.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5386297d6368724888c80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538629396368724b30dc0300#post_538629396368724b30dc0300\r\nWhat? I'm safe about it.\r\nAnd promiscuity is severely underrated. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538629ce6368724af83d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i decided to install cameras in the showers in prison architect :)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53862a1f6368724874440400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/a8c43f1a245c3d3c8f0b93f46a85256a/tumblr_mnivdnrTTw1qdc388o1_500.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53862a666368724c612a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386297d6368724888c80300#post_5386297d6368724888c80300\r\n[spoiler]\r\n>getting fucked in the ass by a hot guy\r\n>condom suddenly breaks\r\n>you are suddenly full of dinosaur eggs\r\n>it's not a hot guy, it's Randomosaur's OC\r\n>he just spread AIDS to you and filled you with dinosaur eggs\r\n>you suddenly feel something tearing from your stomach\r\n>it's a velociraptor\r\n>it says \"I love you mommy\"\r\n>what do?[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53862a966368724869650400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53862a666368724c612a0400#post_53862a666368724c612a0400\r\n\r\nforce you to pay child support.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53862aeb6368724934800400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538628c263687248699a0300#post_538628c263687248699a0300\r\nGlad to hear you're coping well.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538631176368720666070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If evolution is true then why don't I remember being a monkey?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538633916368720613ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538631176368720666070000#post_538631176368720666070000\r\n\r\ndo you remember living during the industrial revolution era? or the colonization? or back in the medieval ages? you dont cause you werent there, same with the evolution.\r\n\r\ni know what you are trying to do random.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386340e6368720613080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538633916368720613ea0000#post_538633916368720613ea0000\r\nFunnily enough I remember all those things! Weird shit happens when you take magic mushrooms while watching the History channel.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53863a2b6368720724140300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"want me to be really honest with you.\r\n\r\nafter finals, my biggest wish is to go to sleep and never wake up.\r\n\r\nand im not joking.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53863c8c636872074bd00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538633916368720613ea0000#post_538633916368720613ea0000\r\nThe universe was created 3 hours ago, complete with false memories and false indications of age.\r\n\r\nProve me wrong.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53863de36368720627140400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53863c8c636872074bd00300#post_53863c8c636872074bd00300\r\n\r\nwhere is the evidence that it did?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53863e2e63687205d88c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53863a2b6368720724140300#post_53863a2b6368720724140300\r\nDepressed or just tired?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53863e7d63687205a6940300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53863de36368720627140400#p