time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/460.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539118c06368721656740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391187963687214801b0300#post_5391187963687214801b0300\r\n*Surrenders* ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5391194b6368724ac50e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539118c06368721656740100#post_539118c06368721656740100\r\n\r\n\r\n*xcom squad enters the abttle*\r\n\r\n*assault soldier approaches randy and stuns him with the arch trower*\r\n\r\nsupport:you are coming home with us\r\n\r\n*randy gets put in the xcom ship and taken to the HQ*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5391199463687279c9e20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391194b6368724ac50e0500#post_5391194b6368724ac50e0500\r\n*Sleeps on the way*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53911b276368721656400200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Deletes system32 for the universe.*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53911bc86368724ac5d50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Um... what is happening now?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53911c696368723fccbb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53911bc86368724ac5d50500#post_53911bc86368724ac5d50500\r\n\r\n\r\nrandy was let lose and ate almsot everyone, fortunely the xcom squad was here to capture him, interrogate him, and probably kill him for an autopsy.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53911c9563687222bfee0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53911c696368723fccbb0000#post_53911c696368723fccbb0000\r\n\r\n..........Awww, I missed the best part :(","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53911d646368727d98d00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"this is probably the best odd future beat i have heard\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt3-hVbqREM&feature=kp ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53911dd86368725902f00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53911c696368723fccbb0000#post_53911c696368723fccbb0000\r\n*Introduces aliens with many bendable boneless ligaments capable of reproducing with humans to make them willingly let be taken over by just dumping billions out of the ship in Japan.*\r\n\r\n(That does raise a point actually; if aliens wanted to take over the earth just unleash animals with many bendable boneless ligaments capable of moving on their own and a lot of people would willingly surrender)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53911e436368724ac59c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53911dd86368725902f00300#post_53911dd86368725902f00300\r\n\r\n\r\nunless we create the xcom project fast.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53911ed76368721392c70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"LOOK AT HOW COLORFUL THIS FUCKING MOTH IS!\r\n!http://www.billhubick.com/images/rosy_maple_moth_wv_20060701.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53911eed6368726add140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The narrator is here, he was always here, but didn't say a word because he currently is suffering from the common flu, and is in his bed, drinking some tea which still tasted terrible but was good for his health.*\r\n\r\n*Though, he is strong willed and charming, keeping himself from sleeping as the time is not right and would easily break his sleeping schedule. But enough about me, a dinosaur just tried to kill everyone and everything, including my favourite toy, the Furbies. The heroes battled against the large omnisexual predator with everything they got, even the XCom Squad came to help and is probably currently cutting him openn to find the kryptonite that was stuck in his pancreas. Fortunately, it was not poisonous or el