time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/494.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5397a23a636872139e6f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a19e63687213e78a0100#post_5397a19e63687213e78a0100\r\nAlright, how about a free pizza?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397a2d863687204a72b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a23a636872139e6f0100#post_5397a23a636872139e6f0100\r\n*V3 just stares at him*\r\n\r\nV3: ...Hongo? Ichimonji?\r\n\r\n*Riders #1 and #2 show up out of nowhere*\r\n\r\n#1: Rider kick?\r\n\r\nV3: Rider kick\r\n\r\n*RIDER KICK!*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397a2ef63687211b2cf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a23a636872139e6f0100#post_5397a23a636872139e6f0100\r\nOffer him a blowjob!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397a3566368725e0c770300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a2ef63687211b2cf0100#post_5397a2ef63687211b2cf0100\r\nNO!\r\n\r\nHow many of you Karmen Riders are there? I could make a pizza for each of you! We have meatlovers, seafood, spicy vegetable, vegetarian, vegan, tofu, dinosaur meat, Soylent Green, etc.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397a36f636872555a9b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a2ef63687211b2cf0100#post_5397a2ef63687211b2cf0100\r\n*enters the studio\r\n\"Did someone say blowjob?\"\r\n*Creepy audience laughter\r\n\"Uc9\"\r\n*More creepy audience laughter\r\n\"'That's so Uc9', will be right back after these messages\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5397a39763687271b32c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a36f636872555a9b0300#post_5397a36f636872555a9b0300\r\n\r\nOf all the uc9s in the world, you're the uc9est","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5397a3e36368721178b30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a36f636872555a9b0300#post_5397a36f636872555a9b0300\r\nSeriously, who wouldn't blow a Kamen Rider? The answer is communists.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5397a3ef6368727366b40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a3566368725e0c770300#post_5397a3566368725e0c770300\r\n#1: You don't get it do you?\r\n\r\n#2: Trivial things don't matter to ones that have shed their humanity\r\n\r\nV3: All we want is Peace and Justice!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397a42863687266268a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a3ef6368727366b40200#post_5397a3ef6368727366b40200\r\nThis is Equestria. We already have peace.\r\n\r\n*Offers a cheeseburger with fries and a Diet Coke*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5397a50663687201e13d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a42863687266268a0300#post_5397a42863687266268a0300\r\n???: *CLOCK UP!*\r\n\r\n*Time slows down immensely, And a Kamen rider Runs up Kicks Randomsaur into a wall*\r\n\r\n*Time flows again*\r\n\r\n???: Walking the path of Heaven, the man who will rule everything! Kamen rider Kabuto!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5397a65463687231f6010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a39763687271b32c0300#post_5397a39763687271b32c0300\r\nThat's cause I killed uc8, uc7, uc6, uc5, uc4, uc3, uc2 and the original. I'm the evil clone.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5397a77d63687211cb880400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5397a65463687231f6010000#post_5397a65463687231f6010000\r\n\r\nTranslated to \"The first uc's were already chosen\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5397ae6a6368726626520700",