time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/573.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a3b7b06368722941dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/139350-3/Donkey-love.gif![/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b80b636872298a9f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b7b06368722941dd0000#post_53a3b7b06368722941dd0000\r\n\r\nWho wants to recreate that gif?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b81363687229aa110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b7af6368722a21710000#post_53a3b7af6368722a21710000\r\nWe are the FBI. You have committed a capital offense and shall be executed tomorrow. Guilty until proven innocent, no trial. Execution will be via being fed to a spidershark.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b8706368722ae22d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b81363687229aa110100#post_53a3b81363687229aa110100\r\nWe're out of spidersharks actually.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3b8906368722ab3220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/161527-3/Angry-sports-fan-reaction.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3b8956368722a02c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b8706368722ae22d0100#post_53a3b8706368722ae22d0100\r\nI made a new one three seconds ago. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b8966368722b36270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b81363687229aa110100#post_53a3b81363687229aa110100\r\n(Flashes you instead)\r\nOh hey; so that's what that button does.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3b90e6368722bb0a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b8966368722b36270100#post_53a3b8966368722b36270100\r\n*Your device actually adds memories from the future to me*\r\nWhy are you still alive?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b9526368722a503b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b90e6368722bb0a60000#post_53a3b90e6368722bb0a60000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b8966368722b36270100#post_53a3b8966368722b36270100\r\n*Your device actually adds memories from the future to me*\r\nWhy are you still alive?[/bq]\r\nCause it only adds memories from parallel universes where I don't have sv_cheats on and not this universe.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3b9866368722abec40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b9526368722a503b0100#post_53a3b9526368722a503b0100\r\nWe're executing you right now.\r\n\r\n*Pushes you into the mouth of the spidershark, confiscates device and uses it on Barack Obama*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3b9a7636872296b240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And I'm just sitting here, hallucinating because even horse tranquilizers can't knock me down","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3b9f5636872294f930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b90e6368722bb0a60000#post_53a3b90e6368722bb0a60000\r\n\r\n!http://pigroll.com/img/fuck_the_police.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3ba186368722af7360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b9f5636872294f930100#post_53a3b9f5636872294f930100\r\nI can assure you I do not do drugs of any kind, except medication.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3ba3a6368722abe090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3b9866368722abec40100#post_53a3b9866368722abec40100\r\nTurns on godmode, buddha mode, infinite_aux_power, i