time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6127.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555574436368727de88b1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555573a96368727de8a31600#post_555573a96368727de8a31600\r\nIts bloody amazing!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5555744f6368721993d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"post amazing! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555575816368722faef51500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Where do you think Plague of Gripes gets all of his gross animal facts?\r\n'Cause I wanna learn some gross animal facts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555576a96368727de8031b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555575816368722faef51500#post_555575816368722faef51500\r\nHe's a Farmer! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5555799e63687219938b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555576a96368727de8031b00#post_555576a96368727de8031b00\r\nWell I did learn that the venom of the Banana Spider can cause a very extensive, very PAINFUL erection.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55557a756368727de86e2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5555799e63687219938b0600#post_5555799e63687219938b0600\r\nExcuse me but _go fuck yourself._","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55557ae36368727cf2540900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557a756368727de86e2000#post_55557a756368727de86e2000\r\nWhy did you say that?\r\nAlso not an insult, I'm  sure he would love to","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55557afd6368727cf2830900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557a756368727de86e2000#post_55557a756368727de86e2000\r\nYou'll die before you get to use it though. Banana spiders are one of the few that can actually kill with a bite.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55557b456368721993860800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557ae36368727cf2540900#post_55557ae36368727cf2540900\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557afd6368727cf2830900#post_55557afd6368727cf2830900\r\n_YOU NEVER MENTION A BANANA SPIDER._","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55557b706368721993ba0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Those fuckers _*melt your Goddamn flesh.*_","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55557bc663687271d71b2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557b706368721993ba0800#post_55557b706368721993ba0800\r\nYou mean necrosis? I'm not sure if banana spider venom can actually cause necrosis. I know the Brown Recluse can. Just ask my aunt.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55557bd76368727de8d52200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557b706368721993ba0800#post_55557b706368721993ba0800\r\nSee that's why I fear going anywherw south of the Eqautor","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55557c3a636872293e2f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557bc663687271d71b2a00#post_55557bc663687271d71b2a00\r\nNo, it's not necrosis.\r\nWhen I say they melt it, I'm not fucking around. They seriously do.\r\n\r\nEDIT: Okay, _maybe_ it's necrosis.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55557c836368727cf2b40b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55557b706368721993ba0800#post_55557b706368721993ba0800\r\nI was right. Banana Spider venom is a neurotoxin. It basically shuts down you cardio and nervous system. Whereas the brown recluse contains a hemotoxin which affects your flow of blood and destroys your red blood cells.\r\n\r\n*Spider nerd away!*","author":"4fde4618945b700