time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6284.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555df93163687273e4100a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df8d36368724735693f00#post_555df8d36368724735693f00\r\nThat sounded way worse in my head compared to reality.\r\nReality wasn't bad which was why is sounded a whole lot worse.\r\n\r\nI blame Newgrounds.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555df93363687259474e7300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df7e263687259475b7000#post_555df7e263687259475b7000\r\nCurses!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df872636872717ebb1900#post_555df872636872717ebb1900\r\nThose sounds good.\r\nYou don't have depth perception? oh. \r\nYou like to sew?\r\n","author":"5535e61d63687231ffb50a00"},{"id":"555df9b663687238ee7d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/hPB1nea.jpg!\r\n\"Well, shit.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555df9f5636872717e5c1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@norikago\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df93363687259474e7300#post_555df93363687259474e7300\r\nI'm blind on my right eye. And I'm just as good with a sewing machine as I am with a machine gun - moderately. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555dfa426368724735034300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df9b663687238ee7d0000#post_555df9b663687238ee7d0000\r\nAnd thus the importance of zoology or just common sense.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555dfa486368724735124300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df9b663687238ee7d0000#post_555df9b663687238ee7d0000\r\nActually, some tortoises can swim. I know this because my friend owns a couple of them. I even helped wash them.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555dfa486368720bd3100300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df9b663687238ee7d0000#post_555df9b663687238ee7d0000\r\nAngry Rainbowdash.jpg","author":"5535e61d63687231ffb50a00"},{"id":"555dfac16368720bd36c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df9f5636872717e5c1d00#post_555df9f5636872717e5c1d00\r\nI understand. Sewing is cool!\r\nYou make clothes or plushes perhaps?\r\n","author":"5535e61d63687231ffb50a00"},{"id":"555dfb3763687273e4840e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555df65e6368721ff0601000#post_555df65e6368721ff0601000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]Sup.\r\n\r\nI don't wanna check because I might regret it but I wonder if there are penis exercises and how it's done on the Internet. I was doing weight lifting and I thought how penises lifting weights looked like.[/bq]\r\n@What the fuck, meatbag@\r\n@The penis is an organ, not a muscle.@\r\n@The penis is a body with cavernous cavities.@\r\n@When you are excited, these cavities are filled with blood, making the penis erected and bigger.@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"555dfb51636872717e6e1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/TtPj7G0.jpg!\r\nPunch, Stab, And Fire.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555dfb66636872717eb51f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@norikago\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555dfac16368720bd36c0300#post_555dfac16368720bd36c0300\r\nI modify my clothes sometimes, adding patches and stuff.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555dfb976368724735c84500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555dfb51636872717e6e1f00#post_555dfb51636872717e6e1f00\r\nTerribly inaccurate for a pistol.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555dfbc46368722b1da41900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555dfb3763687273e4840e00#post_555dfb376