time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/655.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ae584b636872572eb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae53186368726fe18a0400#post_53ae53186368726fe18a0400\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]*We're fighting near the Derpibooru building*[/bq]\r\n*Drinks alcohol*\r\n*Grows to the size of a mountain*\r\n!http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25900000/Suika-suika-ibuki-25999708-495-700.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae59326368725a1d420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Engulfs the monster in a Tornado*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae5a31636872572e800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae59326368725a1d420100#post_53ae59326368725a1d420100\r\n*Runs out of booze, goes to the store to get more*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae5b9863687257ed310200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Silly God, planting reef fossils to confuse scientists.\":http://www.science20.com/news_articles/cloudina_animals_were_building_reefs_550_million_years_ago-139463 \r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae5bc46368725746f70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*As our anti-heroes fight for no apparent reason in front of Derpibooru, the skies turn dark, flares of burning wind pierce from above, large typhoons and tornadoes shred the mountains and blue lighting clashed with each other, fighting for supremacy to reach their goal, the cold dirt ground of Terra.*\r\n\r\n*Indeed, a glorious it was and still is, as the narrator just sits on a Nimbus cloud, sipping on tea and eating crumpets with a microphone next to him that controls the very essence of the Universe. They looked at me from below, wondering what that voice is. All I could say was \"Yo.\"*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae5bdc63687257a02c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The Monster's getting away*\r\n\r\n*They finish it off with a rider kick*\r\n\r\nTrashboat: Now for this other one!\r\n\r\nNumber1pegasus: Yes!\r\n\r\n*I revert back to myself*\r\n\r\n*The Cyclone Gaia memory disappears*\r\n\r\n*I take out another Gaia memory*\r\n\r\n@Heat!@\r\n\r\n*Another Gaia memory appears in another slot of the belt*\r\n\r\n*I secure the Heat Gaia memory*\r\n\r\n@Heat! Metal!@\r\n\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140328132431/kamenrider/images/thumb/a/ae/HeetuMetaru.png/180px-HeetuMetaru.png!\r\n\r\n*Follows on our Bike*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae5c5463687257b0530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And I throught I was the only one...\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/782/755/d17.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53ae5c5e63687257de5d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5bc46368725746f70100#post_53ae5bc46368725746f70100\r\n*Puts a blockage in your uretha, then makes your balls fill with semen and pee, giving you the blue balls of fire*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae5d4663687258d5c80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5c5463687257b0530200#post_53ae5c5463687257b0530200\r\ninb4 Disney screaming.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53ae5d4b636872589ed30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5c5e63687257de5d0200#post_53ae5c5e63687257de5d0200\r\n*Sadly, the young drake had forgotten who the narrator was and as narrator, I controlled everything including breaking the laws of physics, biology and chemistry. The blue balls of fire were quickly put out and instead, the randomly generated dinosaur turned into a _baby_ random generated dinosaur.*\r\n\r\n*It was a glorious moment.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae5d9e63687257fd460300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5d4b636872589ed30200#post_5