time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/656.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ae74366368726a1ade0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Suddenly, the chaos stopped as everyone looked at the new stranger that had arrived. He was a floating disembodied head, wearing a cap that had been out of style for two centuries. Indeed, a joyful moment that was as he started blurting nonsense and weirdness to all, ending the war entirely for all eternity until someone breaks the goddamn curse.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae74ec63687215f1060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae74366368726a1ade0500#post_53ae74366368726a1ade0500\r\n*Decade walks over to the other narrator, And Contemplates killing him too, He decides that he won't*\r\n\r\nOOC: I've decided to stay for a few more minutes","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae772563687215be580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae74366368726a1ade0500#post_53ae74366368726a1ade0500\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae74ec63687215f1060000#post_53ae74ec63687215f1060000\r\n*Narrator resets the story back to it's original state with no one remembering anything*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae78e26368721563c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Feel free to doodle on my face while I sleep.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae7ac563687214e5610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well it's official Iraq is the new Vietnam; while the territory ISIS in gaining will eventually end and come to a standstill chances are this shit's going to drag on for decades.  What I mean by this is that the most probable outcome is the territory ISIS now controls will for decades be war torn with anyone with a brain leaving and Iraq and other countries eventually going, \"fuck it\" and giving up regaining the territory.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is most likely the territory ISIS now controls and Syria are probably going to \"that place everyone has left\".  In a decade or two the only people left that haven't ran for the hills are people still fighting over the last shitpile thinking they can somehow magically make a country when everyone else has left.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae7b89636872148ca30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7ac563687214e5610100#post_53ae7ac563687214e5610100\r\nAny news on Russia/Ukraine?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae7c69636872154efa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7b89636872148ca30100#post_53ae7b89636872148ca30100\r\nUkraine gave Russia the finger and passed a bill to further integrate into EU.  Crimea's gone; the eastern border Russia's in too hot of shit politically to do what they did to Crimea and are trying to be sly about it, but they're really not.  In other words chances are Ukraine is going to become a part of the EU and piss of Russia, but Crimea's a goner.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae7d2f63687213a3a30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7c69636872154efa0100#post_53ae7c69636872154efa0100\r\nAny technology news?\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae7d6463687214e5060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just had a boner for no apparent reason.\r\nWhy did that happen?!\r\n\r\n(It's gone now.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae7ddd63687213d55a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7d2f63687213a3a30100#post_53ae7d2f63687213a3a30100\r\nProtons.\r\n\r\nTurns out stem cells can repair brain damage.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae7eb363687213a30a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae7ddd63687213d55a0200#post_53ae7ddd63687213d55a0200\r\nBut can they fi