time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6594.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556e5daf6368720258560200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e5ce76368727498190700#post_556e5ce76368727498190700\r\nNo comment","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556e5e196368724ce0620600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e5d3363687236794b0b00#post_556e5d3363687236794b0b00\r\nI did not try to make out with my cat!\r\nMy cat liked tight spaces and when I look through the opening, he just sits there like a burrito with glowing eyes.\r\n\r\nAnd then attacks.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556e5e6b63687252b9450c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e5d3363687236794b0b00#post_556e5d3363687236794b0b00\r\nThey drop and broke things from tables and destroy christmas trees.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"556e5edd6368726d113d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e5ce76368727498190700#post_556e5ce76368727498190700\r\nit would be easier to prevent your death if you knew how","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"556e5f1a6368723679b20f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e5e6b63687252b9450c00#post_556e5e6b63687252b9450c00\r\nive had a lot of cats in my life and i can safely say that mischievous cats are a part of a very small minority and usually when it happens its only once or twice by accident ","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"556e603263687273d8ab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The U.S. Military Accidentally Sent Live Anthrax Samples to Labs Nationally and Abroad. Oopsie-Poopsie?\":http://cheezburger.com/8503970304/news-fail-anthrax-delivery\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e5f1a6368723679b20f00#post_556e5f1a6368723679b20f00\r\nWhat happened to many of them?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556e607e63687272b6e10700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e5f1a6368723679b20f00#post_556e5f1a6368723679b20f00\r\n!http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/jerkcatcup.gif!\r\n!http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2014/april/images/cats_have_zero_respect_21.gif!\r\nYou call that accidents!?\r\nI call bullshit.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"556e60a963687252b95e1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Have you boys decided to calm down?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556e60fe63687252b92a1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e60a963687252b95e1100#post_556e60a963687252b95e1100\r\n\r\nYeah, had my laugh of the day.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e603263687273d8ab0100#post_556e603263687273d8ab0100\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"The U.S. Military Accidentally Sent Live Anthrax Samples to Labs Nationally and Abroad. Oopsie-Poopsie?\":http://cheezburger.com/8503970304/news-fail-anthrax-delivery\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\nHighly trained personal at work.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556e612e6368720258630800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e607e63687272b6e10700#post_556e607e63687272b6e10700\r\nagain like i said, mischievous cats are a minority, ive gone through plenty of cats and none of them have knocked over things on purpose, except for maybe Lunabelle after we kept Gizmo, i think they knocked over one plate on purpose","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"556e617763687273d8a50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556e603263687273d8ab0100#post_556e603263687273d8ab0100\r\ndied or given away, one of them ranaway","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"556e61d86368722252aa0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25