time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7183.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559364a36368722d390007bb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593643a6368723cd90005e4#post_5593643a6368723cd90005e4\r\nReplied to the wrong guy.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559364b36368722d390007d7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559364806368727b1f000a0d#post_559364806368727b1f000a0d\r\n\r\nThis is why I shouldn't be a doctor.\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559364a36368722d390007bb#post_559364a36368722d390007bb\r\n\r\nWhoopsy.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559364f66368726227002719","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559364456368725af5000022#post_559364456368725af5000022\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559363dd6368722d390006b0#post_559363dd6368722d390006b0\r\nDo you plan on becoming a doctor?[/bq]\r\nI originally planned on being a EMT, but I'm more into survival skills.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559364f76368725af50000c8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559364b36368722d390007d7#post_559364b36368722d390007d7\r\nIt's fine.\r\nThanks, thou.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559365216368726227002759","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559362e46368727b1f0007dc#post_559362e46368727b1f0007dc\r\n>2015\r\n>not liking alcohol\r\n\r\nenjoying your perfect life?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5593652f6368723cd9000733","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Haven't actually played Splatoon in a while\r\nJust beat story mode\r\n\r\nHoly shit\r\nDat final boss","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559365636368727b1f000b63","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559365216368726227002759#post_559365216368726227002759\r\n>Implying I'm at least 21\r\nBitch, plz","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5593657863687262270027d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593652f6368723cd9000733#post_5593652f6368723cd9000733\r\nDon't spoil it! haven't beat the game either. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559365f8636872388d001b3f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i knew a kez\r\n\r\nfunny that one day i'd know a kaz","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559366a66368726227002a0a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's a really damn important survival tip:\r\nIf you ever are in a situation where a poisonous snake is about to bite you grab it from right behind the head so it can't bite you.  It's the equivalent of a chokehold.  If you grab it directly from behind the jaw it can't move itself to bite.\r\n\r\nIf it doesn't have fangs but instead has a hole like thing in it's mouth it spits it's poison, but those are rare.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559367056368727b04000175","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559366a66368726227002a0a#post_559366a66368726227002a0a\r\nI actually do know about this! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5593672d6368725aeb0002df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559366a66368726227002a0a#post_559366a66368726227002a0a\r\nHow\r\nAbout\r\n\"Fuck that shit, I ain't going into nature territory.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559367416368726227002b23","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559366a66368726227002a0a#post_559366a66368726227002a0a\r\n\r\nI'd probably just scream and run like an idiot.\r\n\r\nI would never survive in the wild.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55936763636872435c0007a8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\