time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7288.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598bf9e6368720b4e0007fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Please shut up, I'm not even close to bad at this.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598bfb56368725060001567","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bf4c636872506b0013aa#post_5598bf4c636872506b0013aa\r\n\r\nForget us! We're just a bunch of assholes on a pony site! Do something now!\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bf9e6368720b4e0007fc#post_5598bf9e6368720b4e0007fc\r\n\r\nDude, you can't lay something heavy like that on us and just expect us to be all \"cool, man\". We care about you, and by extension, your family.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598c041636872506b00155e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bf9e6368720b4e0007fc#post_5598bf9e6368720b4e0007fc\r\nGo do something about this now\r\nPlease","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598c0536368725090000fb1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bfb56368725060001567#post_5598bfb56368725060001567\r\nNot to mention that SOMEONE'S GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598c06e636872508200124e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bfb56368725060001567#post_5598bfb56368725060001567\r\nWell, I don't know what to do, I can't do shit.\r\n\r\nWell, you guys share a lot of sad and terrifying stories, so...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598c077636872508200125f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"uh\r\n\r\nshe isn't going to die","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598c09d6368725082001298","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598c06e636872508200124e#post_5598c06e636872508200124e\r\nFIND HER\r\nTALK TO HER\r\nSOMETHING ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598c0a2636872506b0015ff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598c06e636872508200124e#post_5598c06e636872508200124e\r\nGo do something right now. Forget about this thread and find your sister!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598c0b9636872506b00162a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598c077636872508200125f#post_5598c077636872508200125f\r\nDude, this is serious.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598c0cf636872506b001654","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598c06e636872508200124e#post_5598c06e636872508200124e\r\nThere is never nothing you can do. You can do something. Even if it's something as simple as a phone call.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598c0e66368720b4e00095a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know what, I just remembered that she did shit like this before, and I'm pretty sure she isn't going to be for real now.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598c0f163687250a0000df7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598c06e636872508200124e#post_5598c06e636872508200124e\r\nAnd if you can't find her in sixty minutes, call the police.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598c0fd6368725075001456","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598c06e636872508200124e#post_5598c06e636872508200124e\r\n\r\nYou _might_ not be able to do shit, but you don't know until you _try_. Worse comes to worse, you've got your dad for backup.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598c1166368725082001347","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598c0e66368720b4e00095a#post_5598c0e66368720b4e00095a\r\nWell, at least check. Remember The