time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7297.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598d9d36368721d30000d22","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d92163687224900012c0#post_5598d92163687224900012c0\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d9426368722490001308#post_5598d9426368722490001308\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d96b63687228a40010e2#post_5598d96b63687228a40010e2\r\nAlso good. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d93c63687224900012fd#post_5598d93c63687224900012fd\r\nEasy\r\nReplace you esophagus with a hollowed out candy cane ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5598da006368726a41001d14","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d96b63687228a40010e2#post_5598d96b63687228a40010e2\r\nI'm still not entirely convinced that sex isn't just some cruel practical joke people played on sad pathetic sad sacks like me, and that people just kind of spontaneously will themselves into existence.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5598da316368727d0e00017d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d8f96368721d30000c06#post_5598d8f96368721d30000c06\r\nthat's what i meant, fruitbowl","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598da396368726a41001d88","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I freaking can't think right now...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5598da4a6368726a41001dab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d93c63687224900012fd#post_5598d93c63687224900012fd\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]If only there is a permanent way to keep our breaths fresh...[/bq]\r\ntry swishing around then swallowing rubbing alcohol ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598da616368725877000a8d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da006368726a41001d14#post_5598da006368726a41001d14\r\n\r\nWhile sex is great, having a relationship to begin with is better. Look for a partner, but don't obsess over it.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598da626368726a41001dde","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da006368726a41001d14#post_5598da006368726a41001d14\r\nkeep that attitude up and you might have to swim in ass to keep from drowning in the pussy","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598da646368725877000a92","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da006368726a41001d14#post_5598da006368726a41001d14\r\nIt's basic instinct.\r\n\r\nAlso, Speaking of which. I need to get off now. She has arrived.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598da756368727d0e0001c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh damn\r\nI missed a sex talk, Carcass \"incident\" and school tales\r\nwell whatever for the next time","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5598da766368721d30000df3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d9a06368727d0e00010d#post_5598d9a06368727d0e00010d\r\nLike for real though \r\nI'm team dog even\r\nI played probably about 15 or 20 matches and only won 2\r\nI'm not saying I'm the greatest splatoon player but you'd think I'd get at least Three or four winning games out of that. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5598da936368726a41001e4c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da616368725877000a8d#post_5598da616368725877000a8d\r\nThat's what I think as well\r\n\r\nHence why I'm saving my body for Squiggy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598daa36368726a41001e6c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da646368725877000a92#post_5598da646368725877000a92\r\n[bq=\"Alb