time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7418.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559ea92a63687276ed0003a7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hi","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559eac2763687271730009c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ea92a63687276ed0003a7#post_559ea92a63687276ed0003a7\r\nHeyo, bruh.\r\nI'm at the university now :3","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559ead64636872784a00009e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9bbc6368720894001234#post_559e9bbc6368720894001234\r\n[spoiler]SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP![/spoiler]","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559eaf0763687276ed000a20","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well it's summer time.\r\nAnd the boredom has officially set in.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559eaf436368722c840000f3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e0b9f6368726f2900004d#post_559e0b9f6368726f2900004d\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]My only parameter of labeling one as truly evil is if he/she would kick a dog.\r\n[/bq]\r\nBut you killed dogs...and cats... and mouses and critters before.\r\nThat doesn't make you more evil?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559eaf9d63687276ed000abb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fucking dumbass robot telemarketer didn't even say what company it was from.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559eb463636872767700092c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shaun the sheep approves ","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"559eb74f63687271b00017f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fucking fatimids\r\n\r\nI guess it's time to\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/3vDS3WDFWlWGiGbKnK/giphy.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559eb802636872737b0016a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"D-D-D-D\r\n\r\nD-D-D-D-DDDDDDDDDUEL","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559eba8863687271b0001cc5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ead64636872784a00009e#post_559ead64636872784a00009e\r\nGGOOOAAATTT!","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559eba8b6368727677001178","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow; I read something legitimately interesting.  Apparently Hugh Hefner has had more successful marriages than most americans and has been with less women than most americans.\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is purely guessing and probably going to shock a couple people that I'm actually saying something positive about the past, but if I had to take a guess as to why:\r\nHe was born in 1926 and the marriage culture of back then was \"till death do you part\".\r\nNowadays the average marriage is less than a year long; hell some marriages only last 26 minutes.\r\n\r\nWhat the early half of the 20th century upheld as the \"ideal man\":\r\n!http://filmmakeriq.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Casablanca-Two-Shot.jpg!\r\nWhat the 21th century in the usa *mainstream culture* upholds as the \"ideal man\":\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/unTOQ.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\nObviously I'm not shit talking people that get divorced, but rather the people that treat marriage like a fad rather than a commitment.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559ebac363687276770011be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559eba8b6368727677001178#post_559eba8b6368727677001178\r\nThat's not a man, that's a woman with lots of hair.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559ebc4e6368724e0c000a4a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559eaf0763687276ed000a20#post_559eaf0763687276ed000a20\r\nSo it would be the perfect time to come visit then?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559eb802636872737b0016a9#post_559eb802636872737b0016a9\r\nD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-[spoiler]DO IT [/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559ebcd36368720309000051","t