time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7611.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a5c8d06368723f1200134e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c7c26368723f01001355#post_55a5c7c26368723f01001355\r\nI am absolutely sure, because hipsters are pretentious fucks who think they're better than people in every way because of what they like.\r\nI, however, think I'm better than everyone else because a lot of people are just fucking idiots.\r\n\r\nI mean, seriously, why would you fire fireworks named after a military-grade explosive off your Goddamn head?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5c8d26368723f12001350","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c8686368726fd900008b#post_55a5c8686368726fd900008b\r\na soft hyphen","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5c8f36368724a67000655","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c8d26368723f12001350#post_55a5c8d26368723f12001350\r\nok\r\nbetter question\r\nhow did you put it in your post?","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a5c9106368723ed0001784","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c8d06368723f1200134e#post_55a5c8d06368723f1200134e\r\nbecause it's fun... you _sure_ you're not a hipster?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5c9226368724a67000684","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c7f56368723ed00015f6#post_55a5c7f56368723ed00015f6\r\nI don't feel bad about _that_.\r\nI feel bad that there are laws in place that prevent me from strangling these people as they constantly bring it up all the time.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5c9466368726fd9000184","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9106368723ed0001784#post_55a5c9106368723ed0001784\r\nYou do know that the guy who did that got his head blown off, right?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5c9496368720d050004b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c8f36368724a67000655#post_55a5c8f36368724a67000655\r\n­\r\n\r\njust like that","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5c9796368720d050004e9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c8d06368723f1200134e#post_55a5c8d06368723f1200134e\r\nSo. You're a hipster?\r\n\r\n[spoiler] I kid [/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nActually going by that definition, we have alooooot of hipsters on this site.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a5c9796368724a670006e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9496368720d050004b6#post_55a5c9496368720d050004b6\r\neat a dick, hype\r\n\r\nalso gtfo","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a5c9896368723f010015d7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys, \"here's Still Alive.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TERyxFfMqDk","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a5c9d76368720d13000588","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9896368723f010015d7#post_55a5c9896368723f010015d7\r\nPerfect. The one I expected.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5c9db6368723f1200148f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9466368726fd9000184#post_55a5c9466368726fd9000184\r\nwell that's because he's stupid, caution should be exercised at every moment when dealing with that stuff or else it won't be fun\r\n\r\nalso, i seemed to have missed the \"lighting a firework off of your head\" part\r\n\r\nyou got a point there, but still","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5ca096368723f120014c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5c9d76368720d13000588#post_55a5c9d76368720d13000588\r\nYo