time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7630.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a6b9f26368727f02000134","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9d4636872362c000cdf#post_55a6b9d4636872362c000cdf\r\nFlying Foxes are best bats","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a6b9fb63687236ea00091a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b96563687236ea00086a#post_55a6b96563687236ea00086a\r\nOh my god really? That sucks.\r\n\r\nAlways wanted a pet Bat. Fact I think I saw one at a pet store once too.\r\n\r\nIs there a way to make that not happen? \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b99d636872364d000bcd#post_55a6b99d636872364d000bcd\r\nYou tried catching one? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6ba1f636872362c000d58","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9fb63687236ea00091a#post_55a6b9fb63687236ea00091a\r\ni have no idea but i hope there is","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a6ba506368727f02000195","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9fb63687236ea00091a#post_55a6b9fb63687236ea00091a\r\nThat. And I begged like no one has begged before.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a6ba69636872362c000ddc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9d4636872362c000cdf#post_55a6b9d4636872362c000cdf\r\nI seriously need to get a tablet.\r\n\r\nThough I have tried my brothers before and it feels pretty weird to use for me.\r\n\r\nI'm so used to feeling my sketches on paper to move to something smooth like that and requires me to put my arms in a different position is pretty weird. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9f26368727f02000134#post_55a6b9f26368727f02000134\r\nPlus they're huge\r\n!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/81/e1/12/81e112ca0e72aa1997fa4b19f98b073c.jpg!\r\nThey're like living demon teddy bears","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a6baa1636872362c000e45","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7#post_55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7\r\nNot to mention that bats are one of the few species on the planet that [spoiler]masturbate.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a6baa2636872364d000daf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7#post_55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7\r\ntheyre the biggest bats in the world im pretty sure","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a6bb00636872362c000ef6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba1f636872362c000d58#post_55a6ba1f636872362c000d58\r\nSame, Bats are cool!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba506368727f02000195#post_55a6ba506368727f02000195\r\nI know how that feels.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6bb2f63687237040009c0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7#post_55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7\r\nWait is that thing legit the size of that man? Shit!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6baa1636872362c000e45#post_55a6baa1636872362c000e45\r\nReally? \r\n\r\nNo seriously that's actually interesting. Do they know why?\r\n\r\nAlso I thought Monkey's also wanked the blueberry muffin as well. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6bb5f6368723a3e00009b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba69636872362c000ddc#post_55a6ba69636872362c000ddc\r\nYeah it's weird to get used to. You have to get used to the disconnect between your eyes and your ha