time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/779.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c0816c6368721af2430400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c080666368721c54b40300#post_53c080666368721c54b40300\r\nI saw \"going down my throat\" and immediately thought it was something dirty...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c081df6368721a8dd70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0816c6368721af2430400#post_53c0816c6368721af2430400\r\nOh SH-!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c084df6368721af2320500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Spit or swallow?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c085506368721a75060500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c084df6368721af2320500#post_53c084df6368721af2320500\r\nSwallow. All day every day.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c0861c6368721c27a70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c084df6368721af2320500#post_53c084df6368721af2320500\r\n\"Why not both?\":www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowball\r\n\r\n(Do I need to say NSFW For text?)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53c086556368721a8d680500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0861c6368721c27a70500#post_53c0861c6368721c27a70500\r\nBut I'm a greedy selfish whore...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c086b56368721a7fcc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0861c6368721c27a70500#post_53c0861c6368721c27a70500\r\n\r\nThat's known different where I come from though\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c086556368721a8d680500#post_53c086556368721a8d680500\r\n\r\nAnd we love you for it","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c089e86368721ca7fb0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0861c6368721c27a70500#post_53c0861c6368721c27a70500\r\nI wonder how many people know that term from Clerks?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c08a4e6368721b11310700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c089e86368721ca7fb0600#post_53c089e86368721ca7fb0600\r\n>clerks\r\nVery bad in many ways... and yet so great","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53c08aad6368721b01b70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c08a4e6368721b11310700#post_53c08a4e6368721b11310700\r\n\"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!\" has to be one of my all time favorite lines.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c08e5a6368727b418e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"YAY, after 2 months i finally got a haircut.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c094316368727b86180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so, anyone here?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c0948b6368727a07060300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c094316368727b86180200#post_53c094316368727b86180200\r\nI'm here but I keep getting distracted by The Best Friends.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c094ca6368727c708f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0948b6368727a07060300#post_53c0948b6368727a07060300\r\n\r\nA wild Machop appears!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c0950e6368727c80e60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c094ca6368727c708f0200#post_53c094ca6368727c708f0200\r\nDat's a Machoke dude.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c0954f6368727cb1e30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0950e6368727