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{"topics":[{"id":"545db45a6368726731110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have returned.\r\n\r\n\r\nThis thread is surprisingly more sane than usual","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545db4c16368725930c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db41e6368723645a30000#post_545db41e6368723645a30000\r\n\r\nNo saques el cobre aqui\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db4216368727616a50000#post_545db4216368727616a50000\r\n\r\nJust treat this carefully. Personally, don't think it's worth the risk\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db45a6368726731110000#post_545db45a6368726731110000\r\n\r\nSpanish meun friend","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545db50c6368721be2fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db45a6368726731110000#post_545db45a6368726731110000\r\nYou may wish to know that now ee the mexicans have taken over. Hohohohoho","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"545db53d636872080dd40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db4c16368725930c80000#post_545db4c16368725930c80000\r\nParafraseando a Jorge Negrete: si le saco.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"545db5bf6368722d4b600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db50c6368721be2fa0000#post_545db50c6368721be2fa0000\r\nNooooooooo- okay.\r\n\r\nI welcome our new mexican overlords.\r\n\r\n*offers Taco Belle as tribute*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545db5cc6368720fed660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db53d636872080dd40000#post_545db53d636872080dd40000\r\n\r\nTa bien. Nomas porque me agradas","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545db5f06368725b7e1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db5bf6368722d4b600000#post_545db5bf6368722d4b600000\r\n\r\nTaco Belle... You're digging yourself a grave, sire","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"545db6146368721b3a570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db1b66368724fc37f0100#post_545db1b66368724fc37f0100\r\nUgh...\r\nThis shouldn't be allowed in universities. It's totally unprofessional and abusive.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"545db61b63687252e0860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db45a6368726731110000#post_545db45a6368726731110000\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]This thread is surprisingly more sane than usual[/bq]\r\n\"'Jonathan McNeil, street name 'Johnny Knives'. Born December 18th 1987 to Annie and Hamish McNeil, both deceased.  First arrest, age 14, two counts of car theft, four counts of breaking and and entering and one count of assaulting a police officer with a kitchen knife.  Fourth arrest, age 19, eight counts of aggravated assault, three counts of property damage and suspected involvement in an illegal gambling ring.  Fifteenth arrest, age 26 - yesterday.  Fourteen eye witnesses, camera surveillance footage and enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very very long time.  Confess now Johnny and maybe we can cut you a deal.  Also I am a Jelly Bean!  Have you seen my penguins?! THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!  I love you!' - Mad cop\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=masJatBOsMU&list=UUOYWgypDktXdb-HfZnSMK6A\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545db6556368722a6e010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545db5f06368725b7e1a0100#post_545db5f06368725b7e1a0100\r\n\r\nThe cant-even-be-called-discount-supposedly-a-taco is all I can offer.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"545db659636872090da30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"