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{"topics":[{"id":"53dc408c63687256d5400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now for your daily science news: apparently a universal test for cancer is in the works.  I'm just going to summarize quickly cause I'm really freaking tired and don't feel like going into a long explanation; essentially cancerous cells' dna is more easily damaged by uv light than non-cancerous.  What this means is that in the future they could take some of your blood, put it in a machine to tell if the dna is easily damaged by UV light if it is you have cancer or will soon have cancer; if it's not then you don't have cancer.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53dc44ac6368722da9ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc3fb86368724467d70100#post_53dc3fb86368724467d70100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc3cf16368722c815c0100#post_53dc3cf16368722c815c0100\r\nI want to hug rocket [/bq]\r\nRocket deserves hugs 100% of always.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dc45aa6368724d5a960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc408c63687256d5400100#post_53dc408c63687256d5400100\r\nThe only thing I can think of is the blood test from the thing. \r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc44ac6368722da9ec0100#post_53dc44ac6368722da9ec0100\r\nYes. He'd probably hate it. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53dc45b9636872708bda0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good! My family from Kaohsiung, Taiwan is okay. A little shaken by the gas explosion, but alright.\r\n\r\nDeath toll climbed to 28, with over 200 injured. And Estimated $500,000 worth of infrastructure damage. \r\n\r\nThe explosion was strong enough to throw car onto the roof of highrises! They are investigating the cause of the explosion.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dc45fd6368724476d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/7/30/687070__safe_solo_meme_barely+pony+related_spider-dash-man_bronycon_60s+spider-dash-man_mexico_sombrero_mexican+hat.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dc45ff63687262416a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc45b9636872708bda0100#post_53dc45b9636872708bda0100\r\nI'm glad your family is okay.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dc463d6368724d5abe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc45b9636872708bda0100#post_53dc45b9636872708bda0100\r\n\r\nOh, good to hear that c:","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dc466d6368724476050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IM BLASTING TRAP LORD.\r\n\r\nim loving LORD, it just goes incredibly hard.\r\n\r\nsouthern rap goes HARD nigga","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc46846368724a7e8c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc45b9636872708bda0100#post_53dc45b9636872708bda0100\r\n\r\nGlad to hear they're alright.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53dc468963687231bd170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc45b9636872708bda0100#post_53dc45b9636872708bda0100\r\nYAY! I'm extremely glad to hear that man! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53dc46d26368720bf9c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc45b9636872708bda0100#post_53dc45b9636872708bda0100\r\n\r\ngood to hear.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc49b96368721290350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And while we're on the topic of Guardians, shout out to mister David Batista. I wasn't expecting that good a performance from a wrestler.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dc49ea6368727f87f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd259000