time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1299.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fa73506368726fab7c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa72e86368724712e30000#post_53fa72e86368724712e30000\r\nWrong thread?\r\n\r\n...*Throws the Eye slugger*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fa735e6368722e00640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa72a4636872534be00100#post_53fa72a4636872534be00100\r\nNever.\r\n\r\nBesides, I don't really want to Rosie. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa737f6368722abccb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa72e86368724712e30000#post_53fa72e86368724712e30000\r\nHas anyone of the opposite gender ever hit on you? Just curious.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fa73f36368726057de0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa737f6368722abccb0100#post_53fa737f6368722abccb0100\r\nA few times. They get a bit embarrassed when I tell them that I bat for their team.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa74006368727552360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa735e6368722e00640100#post_53fa735e6368722e00640100\r\n\r\nKids these days don't appreciate stuff I tell you","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa74976368723d4e770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa74006368727552360000#post_53fa74006368727552360000\r\nNo you get me wrong, It's hard to explain. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa74f76368720970770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/10194e1e24e4c5633b0126bbafaede1d/tumblr_naqzbyuFSz1qdlh1io1_400.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fa75006368727eafde0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa74976368723d4e770000#post_53fa74976368723d4e770000\r\n\r\nNo privacy?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa753463687243c1010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa74f76368720970770100#post_53fa74f76368720970770100\r\nOwned.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa7535636872510fe50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa75006368727eafde0100#post_53fa75006368727eafde0100\r\nNo, more of the line that I'm.....\r\n\r\nBored.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa758a6368724712560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa74f76368720970770100#post_53fa74f76368720970770100\r\n\r\nThat deserved an RKO\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7535636872510fe50000#post_53fa7535636872510fe50000\r\n\r\nBoredom claims another victim. Damn you Sunday!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa75db63687224518f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa72e86368724712e30000#post_53fa72e86368724712e30000\r\nOne Dong to rule them all, One Dong to find them,\r\nOne Dong to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53fa75ec63687208f0a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa758a6368724712560100#post_53fa758a6368724712560100\r\nThis is so embarrassing. \r\n\r\n!http://bucket.treypiepmeier.com/finn_blushing.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa761d63687208f0b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa753463687243c1010000#post_53fa753463687243c1010000\r\nThe dude sounds adorable! Did you drive em home?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa76586368721d2c590000","topic_id":"5161dd6