time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1517.json

{"topics":[{"id":"541073416368727223f30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541072a46368724b23690000#post_541072a46368724b23690000\r\n\r\nSuper Seizure Robot is best anime!\r\n\r\nSyria? Maybe beheading people like narcos in Mexico, I guess.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"541075e2636872751cd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541073416368727223f30100#post_541073416368727223f30100\r\nAh, ISIS. Nobody will miss you when your gone.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54109e1c63687227a8070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I had a repeat class today.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54109eba63687262c4ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54109e1c63687227a8070000#post_54109e1c63687227a8070000\r\n\r\nIs the teacher of that subject sick?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54109efe6368724c02130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54109eba63687262c4ff0000#post_54109eba63687262c4ff0000\r\nMaternity leave.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54109f46636872286b4e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sometimes i feel sad i got nothin better to do than be in this thread.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54109f4d636872651fd30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54109efe6368724c02130200#post_54109efe6368724c02130200\r\n\r\nAaaaaaaah","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54109fb6636872379a320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54109f4d636872651fd30000#post_54109f4d636872651fd30000\r\nThe good part is that most of kids in her class are huge nerds.\r\nA few weeks ago I taught a kid about the Hell that was the Nuzlocke challenge and he said he was going to give it a shot.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5410a0e36368723f49740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54109fb6636872379a320000#post_54109fb6636872379a320000\r\n\r\nThat is from pokemon right?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5410a1306368724bac150200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Welp, apparenty my dick felt asleep like how your leg falls sleep and you feel neddles everywhere.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5410a17c63687220d8c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5410a0e36368723f49740000#post_5410a0e36368723f49740000\r\nYeah. He's doing pretty good too.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5410a1306368724bac150200#post_5410a1306368724bac150200\r\nMy butt does the same thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5410a1d563687224d25c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5410a17c63687220d8c20000#post_5410a17c63687220d8c20000\r\n\r\nIt happens to my butt and legs all the time, but never has happened to my dick.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5410a22a63687242c8320200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5410a1d563687224d25c0200#post_5410a1d563687224d25c0200\r\n[spoiler]Try masturbating.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5410a291636872534a870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5410a22a63687242c8320200#post_5410a22a63687242c8320200\r\n\r\nPublic masturbation its still not legal here tho.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5410a2946368726e9b6a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5410a1d563687224d25c0200#post_5410a1d563687224d25c0200\r\n\r\nYou are not alone on that one\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Squigg