time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1759.json

{"topics":[{"id":"542b642c6368722de56a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b637c6368724ef6ca0000#post_542b637c6368724ef6ca0000\r\n\r\nWhat? Why would an axe be better than swords? I mean a sword is a lot more lighter to use, sure you wouldn't want to get hit by an axe, but axes are unwieldy at times. A sword you can use with finesse, its also a bit more flexible when needed. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b64446368724fb0ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b63ab6368724e84cc0000#post_542b63ab6368724e84cc0000\r\n\r\nOr in the middle of the ocean...\r\n\r\n!http://www.ufxstudios.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ultimate-zombie-fortress-colony.jpg!\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b645a63687263a4a90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Adam, either you put some damn pants on, or this relationship is over.\"\r\nEve","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"542b64616368724f98f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b637c6368724ef6ca0000#post_542b637c6368724ef6ca0000\r\nPolearms have the advantage of reach. A spearman could stabbity stab you into swiss cheese before you got close enough with your axe to do anything.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"542b64756368720390a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b642c6368722de56a0000#post_542b642c6368722de56a0000\r\nAxes are sturdier, stronger, and cheaper to make.\r\nThey also they the addition of being a very practical tool. Can't cut wood with a sword or spear now can you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b657c6368720d02a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b64756368720390a50000#post_542b64756368720390a50000\r\n\r\nYou mean because of density and mass? Of course that'd be difficult to cut with a sword, the point of a sword was intended more for fighting flesh and blood, not chopping down trees which are like a meter thick.\r\n\r\nWell that and swords vary from type, seriously, some can match an axe in sheer force. But keep this in mind, an axe does blunt more easily, since they're in constant use. Also they can't punch through chainmail armour, leather yes, but not chaimnail, you'd be better off with a polearm. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b661d6368724f054b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b64756368720390a50000#post_542b64756368720390a50000\r\nSo, a poleaxe is the ultimatest weapon evar\r\n\r\n!http://static.mijnwebwinkel.nl/winkel/celticwebmerchant/full29346829.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"542b661f636872636fe30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b64756368720390a50000#post_542b64756368720390a50000\r\n\r\nIn my opinion, you will receive a dozen of zombie bites in all your body after just hitting one with the axe. Don't forget that axes get stuck in the flesh, and will take you a lot of time and you probably will die before recover the axe due the weight.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"542b66276368724f054d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b657c6368720d02a60000#post_542b657c6368720d02a60000\r\nYou've never played a Fire Emblem game have you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b66686368724ef63e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b64446368724fb0ce0000#post_542b64446368724fb0ce0000\r\n\r\nYeah that works too, we could just built a bunch of water based constructs and live on the sea, no Zombie can reach you cause they can't swim or for that matter they can't use boats. The real trouble is sea sickness, u