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{"topics":[{"id":"542b6ea063687203c6af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Personally in the event of any sort of apocalypse I plan to be dead. There may also be screaming like a seven year old girl, crying, and soiling myself before hand.\r\n\r\nRealistically even if you are as prepared as you could possibly be this is still the most likely scenario.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"542b6ea363687246f24b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ded63687224ec0e0200#post_542b6ded63687224ec0e0200\r\nOh my god do I fucking hate zombie games like that; \"Introducing totally not a rip off of call of duty game!  Now the zombies can use guns, drive vehicles, fly airplanes, make a statue, discuss literature and pay their taxes\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"542b6f3a6368724db7610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6e8b6368726c230f0000#post_542b6e8b6368726c230f0000\r\nCongrats\r\nYour an uncle or something","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542b6f92636872035e170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6f3a6368724db7610000#post_542b6f3a6368724db7610000\r\nThe downside. She's 18 and still in school.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542b6fbb6368724d25950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ea363687246f24b0000#post_542b6ea363687246f24b0000\r\n\r\nOh yeah those kinds. \r\n\r\nWell there are plenty of good zombie based genre stories out there, you just need to find them. I'm just going through comics at the moment, classic zombies are best since you avoid all the ridiculous crap that some people put into certain stories. \r\n\r\nAlthough it would be badass if you can turn into a half-life, half alive half dead person, not a full zombie, though it'd suck for a while. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b6fbc6368720dd4e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ea063687203c6af0100#post_542b6ea063687203c6af0100\r\n\r\nYou poor americans. Mexicans are always immune to zombies","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542b6ffd6368727228550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"in the event of a zombie apocalypse i plan to kill myself as fast as possible.\r\n\r\n1. less painful death, probably jump off a building, get run over by a train, shoot myself in the head.\r\n\r\n2.1 less zombie future survivors have to deal with.\r\n\r\n3. i plan to leave a note instructing survivors in where they can find my secret stash of food and supplies if i ever make one.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"542b70056368724db7980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ea063687203c6af0100#post_542b6ea063687203c6af0100\r\n\r\nOkay nice to know, I'm actually probably not going to do that and just kill myself, just more cleanly. Cyanide or poison is more than enough for me, don't need the trauma of a bullet going through my head. \r\n","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"542b70286368726c23500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b64446368724fb0ce0000#post_542b64446368724fb0ce0000\r\n[bq=\"Shadow_the_Hedgehog\"]\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b63ab6368724e84cc0000#post_542b63ab6368724e84cc0000\r\n\r\nOr in the middle of the ocean...\r\n\r\n!http://www.ufxstudios.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ultimate-zombie-fortress-colony.jpg!\r\n[/bq]\r\nUntil you run out of necessities.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"542b70436368724d25b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542b6ea363687246f24b0000#post_542b6ea363687246f24b0000\r\nThat reminds me the zombies from the Resident Evil 5 movie lol\r\n\r\n!http:/