time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2050.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5455e47d6368723195dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e43b6368726784ab0300#post_5455e43b6368726784ab0300\r\nIt might have been.\r\nGasmask is a bigger slut than I am so I have trouble keeping up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455e56d63687233dd570200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e43d6368726e43dd0200#post_5455e43d6368726e43dd0200\r\nAnd I'd respect that, but on the off chance that he would...\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e3e663687202e1a90300#post_5455e3e663687202e1a90300\r\nYes. Yes I would. I really am that stupid.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e3626368726bde2a0200#post_5455e3626368726bde2a0200\r\nNo, and it hurts. I thought we had something dammit!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e43b6368726784ab0300#post_5455e43b6368726784ab0300\r\nThe vending machine was a one night stand. We both knew what we were getting into.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5455e5a663687266ae680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"They laid their arms before me.\r\nSo I shot them.\r\nCarpe Diem","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5455e5d56368720c43c70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e56d63687233dd570200#post_5455e56d63687233dd570200\r\nDude that sucks. That toaster didn't deserve you anyway!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455e6346368722e7c800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e56d63687233dd570200#post_5455e56d63687233dd570200\r\nMomotaros is hotheaded, Prideful, Loves fighting, And is somewhat selfish. (I seriously doubt that Approaching him with that mindset would be a good idea in the slightest.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5455e65e63687252055d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e6346368722e7c800100#post_5455e6346368722e7c800100\r\nThat's ok, I'm flexible.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5455e69c6368727743060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e6346368722e7c800100#post_5455e6346368722e7c800100\r\nSounds like my kinda guy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455e6bc636872102cbc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/turtleskate.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5455e6ec6368721ef5420300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e6bc636872102cbc0100#post_5455e6bc636872102cbc0100\r\nYeeeaaaahhh.\r\nYou go little turtle dude.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455e77363687233dd800200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e65e63687252055d0200#post_5455e65e63687252055d0200\r\nPervert.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e6ec6368721ef5420300#post_5455e6ec6368721ef5420300\r\n[spoiler]I think the Flirty Urataros would be more your type.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5455e78d63687260ccec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e6bc636872102cbc0100#post_5455e6bc636872102cbc0100\r\n<Insert tmnt joke here>","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5455e82563687210c07c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5455e78d63687260ccec0000#post_5455e78d63687260ccec0000\r\nDid you now that Seth Green is currently the voice of Leonardo?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5455e9086368726bde060300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I got scared for a minute because I thought I had spent 100 bucks on the humongous complete pack. Apparently I got it fro