time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/211.json

{"topics":[{"id":"536321246368720f55990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53631e1e6368724c56840000#post_53631e1e6368724c56840000\r\nDo you feel charging a beach with just a broadsword, a bow and arrow?\r\n\r\nNo seriously, a soldier in world war 2 named Jack Churchill fought world war 2 with a sword and bow.  Also one battle he was the only person intact after a mortar shell killed or wounded everyone else leading a charge while he was playing the bagpipes.  When the war ended he was sad that it was over.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53632440636872638f8a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536321246368720f55990000#post_536321246368720f55990000\r\nThere's being absolutely batshit insane, and then there's being Jack Churchill.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53632657636872225d340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536321246368720f55990000#post_536321246368720f55990000\r\nI want to buy this guy a drink.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"536326ef6368720ef2df0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536321246368720f55990000#post_536321246368720f55990000\r\nDid you also hear about a British Soldier who had his right arm chopped off by a Japanese soldier in Malaysia during WW2? He grabbed a sword by the blade and started killing Jap after Jap, eliminating an entire platoon until he dropped dead from blood loss.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5363274163687229218b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536326ef6368720ef2df0000#post_536326ef6368720ef2df0000\r\nWell that's metal","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53632b0a6368720cb66c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536326ef6368720ef2df0000#post_536326ef6368720ef2df0000\r\nThat's nothing, Simo Hayh \"The White Death\" killed 705 soviet soldiers.  Alvin York was originally a conscientious objector and then one day he killed a fuck ton of german soldiers and took a 133 german soldiers prisoner *BY HIMSELF!*  Audie Murphy killed 240 germans; took control of a a burning M-10 tank machine gun and mowed down every last german and then a hour later exited the tank after running out of bullets and then the tank exploded.\r\n\r\nIf rambo went up against any of these three guys then rambo would be full of bullet holes.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53632ccf63687234136f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53632b0a6368720cb66c0000#post_53632b0a6368720cb66c0000\r\nThe Russians were so scared of him, that they sent several commando teams specifically to get at him. Simo killed them ALL! The Russians carpet bombed entire forests just of snuff him out. He only had minor shrapnel wounds. He eventually got shot in the jaw, and left the battle field for the duration of the war. But he never got killed. In fact, he made a full recovery and continued his hunting hobby. Died in 2002, aged 92.\r\n\r\n\"White Death - Sabaton\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5CaQ37VYvw","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53632d6363687233f4ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53632ccf63687234136f0000#post_53632ccf63687234136f0000\r\nImagine how many soldiers he would have killed if someone hadn't of gotten lucky and hit his jaw.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53632ed3636872615d630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53632d6363687233f4ba0000#post_53632d6363687233f4ba0000\r\nMaybe a 1000.\r\nAnd he was just a farmer who did it with no-scope.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53632fc66368725e59350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The sad thing about the