time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2373.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547945056368725768990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547944b06368725205e20000#post_547944b06368725205e20000\r\nWhy's that?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5479456d6368722e4fb10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547942996368722c28ce0000#post_547942996368722c28ce0000\r\n[spoiler]WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"547945876368722ac2c50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"If I'm ever a millionaire...\":www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008QPZ484/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B008QPZ484&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20&linkId=Q4QUZV2YT4NCIYZ5\r\n\r\nEdit: VERY NSFW","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547945f5636872395f100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5479456d6368722e4fb10100#post_5479456d6368722e4fb10100\r\n\r\nI nominate JOHN  TRAVOLTA as JOETARO!!\r\n\r\nWhile you were still learning to SUMMON TRUCKS, I was being trained, TO LOOK FABOULOUS","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547946216368722bca330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547945876368722ac2c50100#post_547945876368722ac2c50100\r\nSpeaking of money; if everyone here was a millionaire what would you do with that money?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547946446368723aa3140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547945056368725768990000#post_547945056368725768990000\r\nWasn't that one of the suggested names for the country? Or was it Albionoria?\r\nMan, I can't imagine how weird the anthem would be if the country was named that.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"547946666368727c3b150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547946216368722bca330100#post_547946216368722bca330100\r\nPretty much exactly what I do now minus worrying about getting a job. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547946d363687221c2860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547946216368722bca330100#post_547946216368722bca330100\r\n\r\n>Invest it on political aid so that I can control the Congress and with time, the Presidency.\r\n>Buying stocks in different transnational companies and manipulate the stock market to my benefit so that I end up becoming a major actionist and eventually take over those companies.\r\n>Then, do the same with drug cartels and TV Stations\r\n\r\nBare in mind, I live in Mexico","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5479477363687230eade0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547945876368722ac2c50100#post_547945876368722ac2c50100\r\nSHAVE WITH GOLD BITCHES ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"547947ac6368720cdb500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547946d363687221c2860000#post_547946d363687221c2860000\r\n!http://lowres.jantoo.com/food-drink-buritos-nachos-tacos-mexican_stereotype-mexican_foods-949000533_low.jpg!\r\nMexico!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"547947e86368721476450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547947ac6368720cdb500000#post_547947ac6368720cdb500000\r\n\r\nIt lacks the donkeys and huge chunks of desert, but it's a neat description overall.\r\n\r\nAnd WTF? No tequila?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547948856368720ec7330200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5479477363687230eade0000#post_5479477363687230eade0000\r\nShave? Uuuuuh....","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547949b16368720ef84a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i522.p