time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2458.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547e9f7a6368723bf7a80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9eff6368727b38c50100#post_547e9eff6368727b38c50100\r\nYes. Unfortunately the barber kind of botched it.\r\nShe took too much off the type so when she evened it out I couldn't lay my hair back. Now I look like a bishie weirdo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547e9fe563687246f5730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9f7a6368723bf7a80200#post_547e9f7a6368723bf7a80200\r\n\r\nLike handsome squidward?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547e9feb6368722250880200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I created a word.\r\nPend.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547ea0226368726b854a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9feb6368722250880200#post_547e9feb6368722250880200\r\n\"Too late\":http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pend","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547ea039636872483c750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9f52636872457b7f0000#post_547e9f52636872457b7f0000\r\n\r\n-will this play at your funeral-","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ea0696368723e24a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9fe563687246f5730000#post_547e9fe563687246f5730000\r\nNo. More like a short maned lion.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547ea0c6636872742b0f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea039636872483c750000#post_547ea039636872483c750000\r\n\r\nno\r\n\r\ni will play a deeath grips song at my funeral\r\n\r\nif im lucky it might turn me into a zombie and devour everyone at my funeral and terrorize the world\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547ea0d26368725ea4170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9feb6368722250880200#post_547e9feb6368722250880200\r\n\r\nI made one:\r\n\r\nHiddle","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ea0f86368726b386d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I look like a freaking Roman Centurion...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547ea1216368727675100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9feb6368722250880200#post_547e9feb6368722250880200\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I created a word.\r\nPend.[/bq]\r\nYeah; well I can create my own words; how about \"smupid\" for whenever you don't know if something was either extremely smart of someone or either really stupid of someone.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547ea13363687224245b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea0d26368725ea4170000#post_547ea0d26368725ea4170000\r\n\"Too late again\":http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hiddle","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547ea13c6368724d2f740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea0f86368726b386d0000#post_547ea0f86368726b386d0000\r\nBuild a legion and take over the world.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"547ea13c6368727675110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea0f86368726b386d0000#post_547ea0f86368726b386d0000\r\n\r\nBiggus Dickus joke here","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547ea17a6368725ddd6f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea0f86368726b386d0000#post_547ea0f86368726b386d0000\r\nthis is why I don't get hair cuts. \r\n\r\nI mean it's also because I look weird with short hair but the idea of a botched haircut terrifies me. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547ea17c6368722460290200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Pa