time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2723.json

{"topics":[{"id":"548fbf7a6368722b779e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbee963687240926b0300#post_548fbee963687240926b0300\r\nWhat did your mom say?  I feel like my response would be \"oh, yeah, get me some cheetos and a ginger ale. Also: THERE IS CURRENTLY A HUMAN BEING COMING OUT OF MY BODY RIGHT NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548fbf7e6368724b30130a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/9NZsq0n.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"548fbf9d636872341c551400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The first person to hold me when I was born was my Granddad.\r\nMy mom says that moment was the closest she's ever seen that man to crying.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548fbfa36368723b23820500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbf396368726ac3111000#post_548fbf396368726ac3111000\r\nJust like how my friend was addicted once.\r\nMan, everyone is moving places here.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"548fbfe36368723579881400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbce56368722711980a00#post_548fbce56368722711980a00\r\nThat you're more about personality or talent than you are about looks?\r\n\r\nHonestly its not something that haunts me or anything, being less than great looking isn't that important with guys I've found, the social pressures on dudes are more about being \"manly\" enough and other bullshit.\r\n\r\nDespite not being a gorgeous guy I've never had much trouble with either gender, just be funny and honest and you're gold.\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbe656368720b66af0900#post_548fbe656368720b66af0900\r\nNot gonna lie, that's sort of hilarious.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"548fc00c6368723d3fd50600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbf7a6368722b779e0400#post_548fbf7a6368722b779e0400\r\nnothing, apparently just busy trying to breathe\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbf9d636872341c551400#post_548fbf9d636872341c551400\r\nmy dad was the first to hold me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"548fc00e63687232a6c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The only thing of note about my birth is that Everybody thought I was a girl\r\n\r\nNOTHING HAS CHANGED","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548fc0266368720dc4130400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I was born there was a football game playing in the background and my mom said the doctor literally was going like \"HIKE HIKE HIKE HUT!!!!!\".","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"548fc0416368723e0b860400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fc00e63687232a6c90100#post_548fc00e63687232a6c90100\r\nNOTHING AT ALL! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"548fc05e63687266d52f0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548fbfa36368723b23820500#post_548fbfa36368723b23820500\r\nIt's just 5 minutes away, but yeah, it is moving I guess.\r\n\r\nOh yeah, since I'm moving, my internet might be limited as a result, so expect not to see me in the next week.\r\n\r\n(Except when I'm in school because we're really not doing anything)","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"548fc0866368724092a30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/84AHX12.jpg!\r\nThis episode was a goldmine for Tiramie lovers.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"548fc0976368725e26211300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I was born my mom was super angry, so she gave me a different last name then my dad.\r\nSo ya... I have a different last names then the rest of my family \r\n\r\n\r\nI was also born a angry, fat, thick eyebrow baby ","au