time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2938.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54a39a2c6368725617e32000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8408639488/h79F4862A/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a39a4e63687214be910200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There's an old tradition \r\nA game we all can play \r\nYou start by getting liqueured up and sharpening your blade \r\nYou take a shot of whiskey \r\nYou take your knife and pray \r\nYou spread out your fingers and this is what you say! \r\n\r\nOh, I have all my fingers \r\nThe knife goes Chop Chop Chop \r\nIf I miss the spaces between \r\nmy fingers will come off \r\nAnd if I hit my fingers, blood will soon come out \r\nBut all the same I play this game, cause that's what's it's all about! \r\n\r\nNo you can't use a pencil. You cannot use a pen, \r\nThe only way is with a knife when danger is your friend \r\nAnd some may call it stupid, some may call it dumb \r\nBut all the same we play this cause it's so damn fun! \r\n\r\nOh! I have all my fingers \r\nThe knife goes Chop Chop Chop \r\nIf I miss the spaces in between \r\nMy finger will come off \r\nBut all the same I play this game, cause that's what's it's all about! \r\n\r\nOh! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! \r\nI'm picking up the speed \r\nAnd if I hit my finger \r\nThen my hand will start to bleed!\r\n","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39af963687273225d2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39a4e63687214be910200#post_54a39a4e63687214be910200\r\nNo\r\n\r\nThat game shows how idiotic people really are\r\n\r\nPlease don't bring it up ever again","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a39b226368726ad6860500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39af963687273225d2500#post_54a39af963687273225d2500\r\n...\r\nJesus Christ, fine.\r\nThis still exist, however.\r\n!https://img1.derpicdn.net/img/download/2014/12/29/795009__safe_rainbow+dash_animated_equestria+girls_upvotes+galore_simple+background_table_human+ponidox_knife_this+will+end+in+tears.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39b4763687236e91e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39b226368726ad6860500#post_54a39b226368726ad6860500\r\nIt's not you, it's the fact that the game exists.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a39b9263687234e7ea0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39b4763687236e91e0000#post_54a39b4763687236e91e0000\r\nNot just knifes, but guns too.\r\nOne bullet on the chamber.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39ba8636872768bfe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://36.media.tumblr.com/87fa6e7aed68ca9d60a5963c00fb7c59/tumblr_ngzr9sMtLf1rmgclso1_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a39be2636872620f021900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8408611840/hF59710E3/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a39c136368724b4cd20f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39b9263687234e7ea0400#post_54a39b9263687234e7ea0400\r\nThe game is basically \"oh lol the possibility of stabbing my hands is fun\"\r\n\r\nWhy would any sane person ever inflict that upon themselves","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54a39c7963687255d2272300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39c136368724b4cd20f00#post_54a39c136368724b4cd20f00\r\nThey're drunk.\r\nIsn't that what happens?\r\nYou're drunk.\r\nYou see a knife.\r\nNo. Second. Thoughts.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a39cb163687221de551100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a39ba8636872768bfe0000#post_54a39ba8636872768bfe0000\r\nso many gray alien girlfriends","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54a39cdc6368720