time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/298.json

{"topics":[{"id":"537832cf636872475d710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378327b63687244e3750000#post_5378327b63687244e3750000\r\nWasabi flavored.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5378332263687248e4e70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537832cf636872475d710000#post_537832cf636872475d710000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378327b63687244e3750000#post_5378327b63687244e3750000\r\nWasabi flavored.[/bq]\r\n\r\nWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5378334d63687246fcdb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378332263687248e4e70000#post_5378332263687248e4e70000\r\nYeah.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5378339a63687247353f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just had a thought.\r\nHow would the phrase \"Bros before hoes\" work for gay guys?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537834b46368721abf280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378339a63687247353f0100#post_5378339a63687247353f0100\r\nFor that matter would \"It's guy love!  Guy love!  There's nothing gay about it in our eyes(begins singing the rest of the Scrub's song)\" work for gay guys either?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5378352d636872179b230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537834b46368721abf280000#post_537834b46368721abf280000\r\nMaybe.\r\nI've had gay friends that I never slept with.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537838aa6368721912b60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I guess I figured out how one of my roommates is going to wind up leaving.  He found a woman and he doesn't believe in wearing a rubber.  You would think he would have learned his lesson the first time he married someone out of wedlock.\r\n\r\nI should buy a \"congratulations it's a boy\" balloon or something for when the inevitable happens.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5378393c6368720ff91d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537838aa6368721912b60300#post_537838aa6368721912b60300\r\nReally? Why is it that most men think with their dicks and not their brains?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53783a0063687210e1340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378393c6368720ff91d0000#post_5378393c6368720ff91d0000\r\n\r\nOh but you're wrong _mon petite squishy explosive_. It's because of guys like him, that guys like me have a common sense","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53783a8863687211c7480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783a0063687210e1340000#post_53783a0063687210e1340000\r\nTrue. Verrry true.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53783aa463687211134a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537838aa6368721912b60300#post_537838aa6368721912b60300\r\nIs he Catholic or something?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53783aad6368720f094b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5378393c6368720ff91d0000#post_5378393c6368720ff91d0000\r\nOn the plus side I have four weeks or so to get the \"congratulations on the baby\" balloons and such before she starts feeling it.\r\n\r\nThat's going to be funny; he gets a call from her telling what happened and I bust out the balloons, confetti and streamers already prepared.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53783b78636872108fc20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53783aad6368720f094b0000#post_53783aad6368720f094b0000\r\n\r\nIf you manage to record i