time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3839.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54d5b4836368726b37d00b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Aghhhh\r\nI think it's bed time\r\n\r\nI just balanced a Gatorade on my Forehead and said \"Imma unicorn\"\r\nBut then it fell off and spilt everywhere and my aunt ran to the bathroom screaming \"GET THE MOP, QUICK\"\r\nI could only stand there and laugh ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54d5b49d6368721323e40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/8b3a42ea4bb8cfcbf688d36be9fe0104/tumblr_nawcwvuMMP1s48ed7o6_250.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d5b4bb636872321a591a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5b4836368726b37d00b00#post_54d5b4836368726b37d00b00\r\nFighting off sleep is one of the best higs you can get without ACTUAL drugs.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54d5b4c16368722db04a2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5b4036368723ae05d1500#post_54d5b4036368723ae05d1500\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5b42263687249087e1200#post_54d5b42263687249087e1200\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5b43463687249088b1200#post_54d5b43463687249088b1200\r\n\r\nWE GOT A BADA55 OVER HERE!\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/aHnKUuY.gif!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54d5b4e46368720206b30900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5b49d6368721323e40400#post_54d5b49d6368721323e40400\r\nAnd he's about to get a giant helping of solid metal dick! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d5b50c6368720c41290600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5b4bb636872321a591a00#post_54d5b4bb636872321a591a00\r\nI must be really strong cuz I aint even tired! \r\n\r\n!https://36.media.tumblr.com/407b967ab86dedf180ef4d10f6376230/tumblr_njdfjjxnEZ1rz3xp1o1_1280.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d5b52a63687252c9f12900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5b50c6368720c41290600#post_54d5b50c6368720c41290600\r\n*falls asleep five minutes later*","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54d5b52e6368727499c80700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Stir fry peanuts\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17JdXke8uB4","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54d5b592636872392ac00d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5b52a63687252c9f12900#post_54d5b52a63687252c9f12900\r\nThe sad part is that's probably whats going to happen. \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d5b62e6368726f492d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I'll go make a bag. Bye.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54d5b6386368724ea4560800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]\"Here's a Penis\":https://e621.net/post/show/599515/anus-balls-cum-eeveelution-espeon-male-masturbatio [/spoiler]\r\n\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r68paqJF8jI/Tf4KbgJKesI/AAAAAAAABhw/MWxlqIbLNco/s1600/guyferd+inicial.jpg!\r\nReminder that Capcom made a Tokusatsu once.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54d5b75f63687264a0b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5b6386368724ea4560800#post_54d5b6386368724ea4560800\r\n[spoiler]That there is indeed a panis![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nI still cant believe Capcom made one! I wonder why they never talk about it. \r\n\r\nLike I would love to see him show up in like a Capcom all stars fighting game. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54d5b79f6368727a4cf80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54d5b592636872392ac00d00#post_54d5b592636872392ac00d00\r\nPffff\r\nyou are weak\r\n!http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/311/7/e/sonic_boom___