time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/395.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538aa5d1636872367bc80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aa4f5636872391f5a0400#post_538aa4f5636872391f5a0400\r\nWhy does Pokemon always have to be so dark with their species descriptions?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"538aa5e163687237adf00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aa50963687235fe5f0400#post_538aa50963687235fe5f0400\r\nYou know considering that we do really have people with essentially cybernetic prosthetics that's fucking horrible of you to say\r\n\r\nHow are these people \"not human\"?\r\n!http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/conspiracy/gallery/phenomena/real-life-cyborgs/cyborg-1.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538aa6c663687236b9380500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I found guides for how to care for \"mealworms\":http://mealwormcare.org/ and \"crickets\":http://www.nyworms.com/ccare.htm. It's meant for reptiles, but I'm sure that you could find human recipes on the web as well.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538aa7b0636872367bbf0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aa6c663687236b9380500#post_538aa6c663687236b9380500\r\nI read that grasshoppers have to have empty stomach before you can cook them.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538aa7b7636872363c1d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aa50963687235fe5f0400#post_538aa50963687235fe5f0400\r\nIts still a goddamn person with the same needs as you or me. The fact you'd reject such a hypothetical person over something as petty as how they came into the world, even before they, personally, had FUCKING DONE ANYTHING is frankly one of the most morally repugnant statements I've ever encountered expressed with any seriousness.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538aa814636872385d100600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aa7b0636872367bbf0500#post_538aa7b0636872367bbf0500\r\nHow is that relevant to the links I posted?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538aa87563687238cf610600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aa814636872385d100600#post_538aa814636872385d100600\r\n!http://letsfeelbetter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Shrug.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538aa8ca63687236b98d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Steals Squiggy's alcohol*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538aa8ea63687236130c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aa5e163687237adf00400#post_538aa5e163687237adf00400\r\nI never said those people were not human. They are people who lost limbs or were born without them. What I mean is a person who was literally created in a lab. No sperm or egg was involved, they are literally just a bunch of substances combined together and brought to life. Ever watched Full Metal Alchemist?","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"538aa8f86368723613250600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aa8ca63687236b98d0600#post_538aa8ca63687236b98d0600\r\nMy apartment is dry as a bone right now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538aa9336368727b82160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aa8ea63687236130c0600#post_538aa8ea63687236130c0600\r\nThey are still a person with needs, consciousness and feelings.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538aa9686368727eb32b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538aa8ea63687236130c0600#post_538aa8ea63687236130c0600\r\nI don't think you have understand how science works.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538aa9876