time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4061.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e198d36368720ae00c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e196166368723515131500#post_54e196166368723515131500\r\nSame deal here. \r\nI went out today to stock up on a few extra cans of food just in case. It was insanity. Not only was it the day after a holiday, not only were people getting extra stuff in case of emergencies but it was also a Sunday after church\r\nI'm amazed I'm still alive","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e199086368720ae0490400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e198d36368720ae00c0400#post_54e198d36368720ae00c0400\r\nPeople are insane. But I did the same thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e199556368724990900800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So what do you think the Mario/Bowser ship name is?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e199aa6368723df9d61700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e199086368720ae0490400#post_54e199086368720ae0490400\r\nThey were freaking sold out of tomato soup\r\n\r\nHow the hell do you sell out of tomato soup\r\nThat's like the second most common soup","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e199c063687251efca1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e199556368724990900800#post_54e199556368724990900800\r\nMarowsing?\r\n\r\nBowigi otp tho","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e199ff63687244a45f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e199556368724990900800#post_54e199556368724990900800\r\nBowio\r\nMawser","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54e19a1363687236f6420600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e199c063687251efca1800#post_54e199c063687251efca1800\r\nBowigi OTP","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e19a3f6368720933fb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wait \r\nNo\r\nBirdser OTP\r\n\r\nBirdoXanybody really. \r\n\r\nBirdo's the town bicycle\r\n...luigi is the backup bike though","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e19a6c636872181bae0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19a3f6368720933fb0a00#post_54e19a3f6368720933fb0a00\r\nI'd fuck Birdo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e19a7d6368727b7ecf1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19a6c636872181bae0a00#post_54e19a6c636872181bae0a00\r\nIn the egg shooter?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e19abc6368724903b60c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19a7d6368727b7ecf1000#post_54e19a7d6368727b7ecf1000\r\nYeeeaaaahhh no.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e19b7563687265f38d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/13/827537/large.jpeg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e19b826368725d626f0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Birdo is pretty cute though\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090912100409/mario/de/images/6/67/Birdo3.jpg!\r\nConsidering she's a weird gender confused dinosaur thing that reproduces via gaping face hole","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e19bc66368725d62d00e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19b7563687265f38d0600#post_54e19b7563687265f38d0600\r\n...I wonder if my poneself's hair would smell like dog after a workout too...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e19c7a6368727b7e7b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e19bc66368725d62d00e00#post_54e19bc66368725d62d00e00\r\nMy hair smells wonderful.\r\nConsidering it's my third bes