time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4411.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54f56ffc6368720b9bca0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f56fc163687249a9ad0600#post_54f56fc163687249a9ad0600\r\nJesus man, the steak is already dead.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f5705d6368724ebf570300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f56fc163687249a9ad0600#post_54f56fc163687249a9ad0600\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f56ffc6368720b9bca0900#post_54f56ffc6368720b9bca0900\r\nNo we have to make sure the Cow's Ghost isn't alive in the steak. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f570c6636872081a750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Its still funny to me that Apparently Owls are just fucking Cats.\r\n!http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31400000/Owl-owls-31450198-1600-1200.jpg!\r\n\r\nI can see it. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f5710963687248be050600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f56ffc6368720b9bca0900#post_54f56ffc6368720b9bca0900\r\nDead is good. I like dead. I'd like some more dead, please.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f5713c63687251170b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also today I learned how to skin a catfish.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f5714a6368724858c20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5710963687248be050600#post_54f5710963687248be050600\r\nDead Dip is the only Dip we need for these chips. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f571726368724d07d00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5713c63687251170b0900#post_54f5713c63687251170b0900\r\nEww, You go fishing with your Grandad or something? \r\n\r\nI miss going fishing. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f571ae6368725368e30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f571726368724d07d00500#post_54f571726368724d07d00500\r\nNo I was just talking on the phone with him.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f571dd63687221ec150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hi again human-shaped ponies","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54f57207636872504bc10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5714a6368724858c20500#post_54f5714a6368724858c20500\r\nMore people should try dead. The world would be a better place.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5713c63687251170b0900#post_54f5713c63687251170b0900\r\nMaybe tomorrow you'll learn how to skin a cat. Then you can move on to bigger animals like dogs, sheep and humans.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f5723e6368725e8dd50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f571ae6368725368e30600#post_54f571ae6368725368e30600\r\nOoooh! \r\n\r\nHave you ever gone fishing with your Granddad before? \r\n\r\nFishing is fun! Well, when you actually catch fish anyway. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f571dd63687221ec150100#post_54f571dd63687221ec150100\r\nHi again my living Waifu! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f572746368724e53430400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/EdwmjcX.png!\r\n\r\nyes kanye","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54f5729263687250e93d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f571dd63687221ec150100#post_54f571dd63687221ec150100\r\nI'll have you know i'm a pony-shaped human trapped in the body of a human-shaped pony.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f572d66368725e8de90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5729263687250e