time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/469.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53938b896368724aff0c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938aca6368724c5eeb0000#post_53938aca6368724c5eeb0000\r\n\r\nLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53938c3c636872488a3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know what sucks?  What made this week the worst week I've had in a while?  It wasn't that I got behind on my schoolwork, they fucked up my financial aid and I had to get it fixed, that the school jobs are filled, that my old computer died and I had to get a new one(although I like my new one a lot). . . . . Rather, all my 768 gb of pictures only(no video) porn accidentally got deleted and that I can't recover the files and have tried.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53938d206368724b475e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.stupid-people.net/stupid%20people%202.jpg!\r\n!http://www.stupid-people.net/stupid%20people%203.jpg!\r\n!http://www.stupid-people.net/stupid%20people%20234.jpg!\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/68123c816efd5f95836485ad2803558a/tumblr_n68ghyaJx61r1mpi1o1_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/facebook-fail.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53938d336368724aff560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938c3c636872488a3c0100#post_53938c3c636872488a3c0100\r\n_*SON OF A BITCH!!!!*_\r\n!http://ponyfac.es/content/faces/96a66f73.png!\r\n_*NOT THE FUCKING PORN!!!!*_\r\n\r\nBut seriously though that does suck.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53938e5f6368724cafe50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_(In the gayest voice possible)_\r\nGuess who just got back from his daaaaaaate?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53938e916368724c05c30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Bacteria have been created that can produce biofuels.\":http://motherboard.vice.com/read/this-genetically-engineered-bacteria-eats-grass-poops-out-biofuel ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53938f32636872516a980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938e5f6368724cafe50100#post_53938e5f6368724cafe50100\r\nYou're date did?\r\n\r\n\r\n_*ZIIIIINNNNNNNNNG!!!!*_\r\n\r\nNo but seriously how'd it go! :3","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53938fc06368724b474b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938f32636872516a980100#post_53938f32636872516a980100\r\nIt was nice. We had a light lunch. We talked.\r\n[spoiler]We kissed[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53938ffa6368724a7b130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ok, you guys ready for a super personal question? I'm bored and I feel like asking them. This is for dudes.\r\n\r\nHave any of you ever tried to [spoiler]suck your own dick?[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5393902463687249125d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938ffa6368724a7b130200#post_53938ffa6368724a7b130200\r\nI wish I could. Even being able to lick my tip would be a great achievement.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539390356368724912620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938fc06368724b474b0200#post_53938fc06368724b474b0200\r\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! Congrats!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938ffa6368724a7b130200#post_53938ffa6368724a7b130200\r\nNOPE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5393909263687250164a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53938ffa6368724a7b130200#post_53938ffa6368724a7b130200\r\nI've gone as far as licking the tip but my flexibility has limits.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539391136368724ed6df0200","topic_id":"5161dd61