time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5189.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552202fa6368726cb8ab1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522027b63687256f25f1000#post_5522027b63687256f25f1000\r\nBut how can that be when there are 365 days in a year?\r\n\r\nCheckm8 atheists","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5522038e63687221cc4a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really don't want to work tomorrow\r\nI want to take the holiday\r\n\r\nWould it be wrong to fake sick\r\n\r\nObviously it's morally wrong\r\nshush","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"552203dc636872202a660500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552202fa6368726cb8ab1300#post_552202fa6368726cb8ab1300\r\nThat's not how it works and you know it.\r\n\r\nIn other news, who watches Element Animations?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55220413636872331a1b0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522038e63687221cc4a0500#post_5522038e63687221cc4a0500\r\nTut tut \r\nNaughty\r\n\r\n(Says the jobless asshole who hasn't done anything productive all week)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5522048e636872051ce30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522038e63687221cc4a0500#post_5522038e63687221cc4a0500\r\nYes. Very wrong. I'm appalled you would even consider it. Shamefur dispray. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5522060e63687207e2000800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Porn!\r\nWhy you do this to me?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"552206b963687257e8340400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522060e63687207e2000800#post_5522060e63687207e2000800\r\nLay off on the porn for a bit. XD","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"552206ea63687220d0990700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522060e63687207e2000800#post_5522060e63687207e2000800\r\nQuit whining. Your aching wrist and sore dong will appease the sacred porn gnome!\r\n\r\n!http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/3/6/3/54363.jpg?v=1!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5522086f636872780cbd0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...God, I'm so bored. (Why? I have ultraman nexus now! I could play Kirby! Or Mario & Luigi!)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55220cd463687220d07e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really want to fake sick tomorrow","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55220d186368725b3ca50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55220cd463687220d07e0a00#post_55220cd463687220d07e0a00\r\nWhy fake? Go lick random things outside and you won't have to.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5522113e63687260ce3a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've decided that I'm going to go mainstream as fuck. (Because why not?)\r\n\r\nSoon. Kill la kill. Attack on titan.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5522124f636872331adc1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522113e63687260ce3a0600#post_5522113e63687260ce3a0600\r\nI'd watch Attack on Titan first.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5522125c636872331ae31600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"According to the internet, Finns believe Finland is heaven on earth.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5522132c6368726848950400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522124f636872331adc1600#post_5522124f636872331adc1600\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5522113e63687260ce3a0600#post_5522113e63687260ce3a0600\r\nI'd watch Attack on Titan first.[/bq]\r\n!i.imgur.com/hPlo6VE.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552214536368720bb9730600","topic_