time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5466.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553338f9636872143d700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #E4FF\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553338236368727d933a0000#post_553338236368727d933a0000\r\nplus it'd probably always be a \"whoever wins we lose\" scenario. \r\nbatman kills superman? Congratulations bruce, you just destroyed earth's primary defense from cosmic threats\r\nsuperman kills batman? Congratulations clark, now nobody will ever trust you again and you'll be a pariah\r\n\r\n^also batman's never not prepped\r\nhe the preppedest motherfucker\r\ni bet he keeps an extra utility belt in his ass in case someone catches him naked^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5533395c6368720186950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now that I really think about it.\r\n\r\nBatman would never make it very far in the world of One-punch man.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553339636368727d20bd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #E4FF\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553338f86368720619de0000#post_553338f86368720619de0000\r\n[theories forming on the true identity of crazy steve]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553339a46368727cae630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553337d163687274571f0000#post_553337d163687274571f0000\r\nI can tell you this. If it was Frank Miller writing him, Batman could beat Saitama easily.\r\n\r\nWhy you ask? Because Batman rocks. No there wouldnt be any other explanation. It would just be that.\r\n\r\n*glare intensily at Dark Knight Strikes Again*\r\n\r\n-molly","author":null},{"id":"553339b863687213fe790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"lol i really dont know what to do with my twitter","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55333a0263687201867b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"For the last time, giraffes are awesome.\"\r\n\r\nKeep telling yourself that Kaku. Whatever helps you sleep better.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55333a0563687213fec90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553339b863687213fe790100#post_553339b863687213fe790100\r\n\r\nSpam hashtags","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55333a0e636872143db10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #E4FF\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553339a46368727cae630200#post_553339a46368727cae630200\r\nEven without Saitama, Most of the S class heroes would just kick his shit in. (With the main exception of Tanktop master.)\r\n\r\nMetal Knight could just build an Anti-Batman drone and not really risk much.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55333a1263687243430a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553339b863687213fe790100#post_553339b863687213fe790100\r\n#Truestory.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55333a1d63687206195e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55333a0263687201867b0200#post_55333a0263687201867b0200\r\n\r\nHe needs to deepen his voice in order for that to work.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55333a61636872143d1d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #E4FF\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553339a46368727cae630200#post_553339a46368727cae630200\r\nnot only that but frank miller batman is insane enough to try literally anything as long as the end result is him winning. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55333ae16368727d20d40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55333a1d63687206195e0200#post_55333a1d63687206195e0200\r\nI love Kaku.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55333b2d6368720619b60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55333a0e636872143db10100#post_55333a0e636872143db10100\r\nNope. Under the pen of Mille